Kennel poetry thread...

[-alex-]

there once was a lad named mitch connor
being his friend is not really an honour
he hangs out at moose
his b*tches are loose
and hes got plenty of junk in his caboose

 

[Moe]

:bump2:

Eden, Im a poet not a rapper

 

[wigum]

Rap is poetry!

[video=youtube;U1qxdbUPn78]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qxdbUPn78&feature=related[/video]

 

[Gladiator.]

there was once a man from nantuket
who's d*ck was so long he could suck it
as he wiped of his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a **** i'd f*ck it

 

[Moe]

there was once a man from nantuket
who's d*ck was so long he could suck it
as he wiped of his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a **** i'd f*ck it

lol, you have already posted that one in this thread!

 

[Gladiator.]

i have? FFS i dont remember everything i do!

 

[Maza]

lol the old Poems thread I started... scary looking back almost 5 years ago sheeeshh

http://www.thekennel.net.au/forum/showthread.php?t=19670&page=9

 

[Gladiator.]

where moe i cant find it ffs

 

[Gladiator.]

hickery ****ery dock
moe was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i blew my goo
then gave moe a pink sock

OR

hickery ****ery dock
moe was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i blew my goo
then dumped the cu*nt around the block

 

[Moe]

Said a boy to his teacher one day,
"Wright has not written 'rite' right, I say."
So the teacher replied,
As the error she eyed,
"Right. Wright, write 'rite' right, right away."

 

[Doga]

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
****ed her ass then went to bed

 

[Bry]

Nice! A bit more Dice Clay.

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon
that's more than my lazy wife does
that fat ****en smelly baboon.

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley **** got hard

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie ****ed that one-eyed slut

Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore
I ain't your pop