Kennel poetry thread...

[Hansta]

LOL Moe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Moe]

There once was a girl called Elise,
Who loved nothing more than to go on the piss.
If you mess with this nurse,
You'll come out looking worse,
Cause she now wants to join the police.

 

[Leesee]

moe, that is absolutely awesome!!!

 

[Moe]

I do my best

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Ah Brakdog. Sank you for poem. Sank you berry much.

Yu willcum Kiss Bai!!!

*bows*

:essay:

 

[Hansta]

do mahh

 

[-alex-]

refer to sig

 

[Moe]

There once was a boy called Omar,
Who had sexy lips just like Angelina.
The kids loves his sports,
And when he's not on the courts,
He's on the PS3 kicking ass in some soccer.

 

[dogs_4 lyf]

There once was a boy called Omar,
Who had sexy lips just like Angelina.
The kids loves his sports,
And when he's not on the courts,
He's on the PS3 kicking ass in some soccer.

:roflol: :love:

 

[Snake Jailbird]

yeah stacie left me with a sore ear and kieran with sore shoulders lol

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Smaaasshhhhhhh!!!

SMAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Moe]

There once was a girl called Kimmy,
Who loves her cricket but isn't a pommy.
She lives in N Zed,
And wants to give Dan Vittori some head,
She would polish him off with a shimmy.

bump

 

[Munnuz 1]

There once was a boy called Omar,
Who had sexy lips just like Angelina.
The kids loves his sports,
And when he's not on the courts,
He's on the PS3 kicking ass in some soccer.

:roflol: that is awsome!

 

[~stacie]

yeah stacie left me with a sore ear and kieran with sore shoulders lol

You & your ear: :love: Sorry about that.
Kieran & his shoulders: ! I'm not THAT fat am I!? :love: It was tres lovely of him to do that though. :]

Smaaasshhhhhhh!!!

SMAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaahahahahahahah! You love it!

 

[bLaQDoG..]

You & your ear: :love: Sorry about that.
Kieran & his shoulders: ! I'm not THAT fat am I!? :love: It was tres lovely of him to do that though. :]



Haaaaaaahahahahahahah! You love it!

They should put you on the bench to motivate them tbh. Anyone with a voice like yours would fire a team up

I shall have a word with Kimme Moore about you

 

[~stacie]

They should put you on the bench to motivate them tbh. Anyone with a voice like yours would fire a team up

I shall have a word with Kimme Moore about you

You're a genius! I love the way you think

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Haltime
Dragons - 18
Bulldogs - 0

Kimme Moore:
Listen up boys, you guys were **** that half. I'm not going to say anymore.. but I will give you a special guest...

*Stacie walks in*

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
SMAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*whole team blocks ears and bolts out of sheds*

Final score:

Dragons - 18
Bulldogs - 64

 

[~stacie]

Haltime
Dragons - 18
Bulldogs - 0

Kimme Moore:
Listen up boys, you guys were **** that half. I'm not going to say anymore.. but I will give you a special guest...

*Stacie walks in*

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
SMAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*whole team blocks ears and bolts out of sheds*

Final score:

Dragons - 18
Bulldogs - 64

:roflol::roflol: I love you! Hahahahahaha!
You guys would all love me to. More wins = more celebrations for us = more happiness = me being a happier person generally. WIN!

 

[bLaQDoG..]

You do what you gotta do homegirl!

 

[~stacie]

You do what you gotta do homegirl!

Put it here! *hi-5s*
=D