Kennel poetry thread...

[Your Mum]

lets do this kids....

 

[MikeyP..]

I have long pubes
so give me some lemons
and give me some gold
because my pubes will still be long
even when i am old

 

[Moe]

There once was a boy call Blaqdog,
Who loved to rape cats and eat dog bog.
One day his mum caught him neeking,
So he and the cats starting streaking,
And they ended up all the way over at Bobdogs.

 

[Moe]

There once was a girl called Kurry,
Who loved to have sex with a flurry.
When she is F***cking,
Her giney starts clucking,
And all the boys come back in a hurry.

 

[Moe]

There once was a boy called Mikey,
Who had a very annoying psyche.
He spams the forums all day,
And we all hate Kanye,
But he still....."Hey Moe Im gunna let you finish, But Kurry's is the best poem of all time"

 

[Moe]

There once was a dude called Btrain,
Who's essays would drive you insane.
Ben turned turned psychotic,
When his essays turned comic,
So he now makes sweet man love to Chris Bain.

 

[Moe]

There once was a girl called Jorgie,
Who's costumes are very raunchy.
She has an epic rack,
And a bum you want to slap,
She's your number 1 pick in a Kennel orgy.

 

[Moe]

There once was a boy called Kenny,
Who woke up with a very itchy fanny.
He wanted Rami to scratch it,
But he was busy eating dog sh1t,
So he just went had fap in the dunny.

 

[Moe]

There was once a boy called Hani,
Who was pampered by his mother badly.
Mum went off driving,
And Hani was starving,
So he went over to eat dog poo with Rami.

 

[-alex-]

I am so bored.
Help.
Sometimes I want to neck myself at work.
My boss is a tool.
Goodbye cruel world

x.X

 

[Ghost of Dime]

There once was a dude called Btrain
Who's essays would drive you insane
Ben turned turned psychotic
When his essays turned comic
So he now makes sweet man love to Chris Bain

Nothing sweet about our manlove.
That sh!t's insane!

 

[Your Mum]

LMFAO! Moe you have some serious talent!!!

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

There was once a man called moey
he liked big bloweys

someone finish it

 

[-alex-]

moe

make a poem about me

 

[Moe]

There once was a dude called Hogadolic,
Who was formerly known as Dogaholic.
Doga got banned,
When the sh1t hit the fan,
But now he is back and harmonic.

 

[Moe]

There once was a girl called Alex,
Who's height will leave you perplexed.
She's loves to bludge,
But makes awesome chocolate fudge,
Which you can use to lick of her boobs when you have sex.

 

[-alex-]

I just LOLed haha best poem ever, Moe!

 

[Moe]

There was was an admin called MrC,
Who used to be one of the powers at be.
Anthony was sacked,
After he started to crack,
But now he is his beard are back yipeee!

 

[MrCharisma]

There once was a dude named Moe,
Responding to my posts he was too slow.
Irrate I became,
While he chased all the dames,
And now I'm feeling low.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Make one for me moeee :rolleyes:

I'll pay you in chips