Kennel poetry thread...

[Shanked]

*coughs*

 

[bLaQDoG..]

*hands bobii a pack of soothers*

 

[Shanked]

ty much better

 

[Ghost of Dime]

lets do this kids....

that's what MJ said.

 

[bLaQDoG..]

that's what MJ said.

:roflol:

 

[Kim Possible]

Slippery dippery dock
A mouse ran up my c0ck
My c0ck got jammed
My arse got rammed
Slippery dippery dock

:roflol:

There once was a girl called Kimmy,
Who loves her cricket but isn't a pommy.
She lives in N Zed,
And wants to give Dan Vittori some head,
She would polish him off with a shimmy.

Hahahha. :roflol:

There once was a girl called Stacie,
At Bulldogs games she goes off her facie.
She yells and screams,
And hates all the other teams,
She even said "go **** yourself Roy Asotasi".

:uptight::uptight::uptight::uptight::uptight:

bump

Sorry, ffs, I've been sleeping.

 

[Moe]

There once was a dude called Kenny,
All he seemed to wanna do was offend me.
When he's not cleaning the paint off his driveway,
Or scoffing down kebabs over at Hey Heys,
The f*cker can actually be rather friendly.

 

[~stacie]

There once was a dude called Kenny,
All he seemed to wanna do was offend me.
When he's not cleaning the paint off his driveway,
Or scoffing down kebabs over at Hey Heys,
The f*cker can actually be rather friendly.

:roflol:

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

LOL MOE!!!

i'd love to see what you think of me

 

[-Kurry-]

There once was a boy called Yianni
He was a pretty big fan of the punani
But coz he was a dirty big greek
It was only other men he would neek
Until he blew enough to cause a tsunami.

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

There once was a boy called Yianni
He was a pretty big fan of the punani
But coz he was a dirty big greek
It was only other men he would neek
Until he blew enough to cause a tsunami.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! ROOOOFFFLLLLLL

i'm so going to sig this... this is classs!!!

 

[~stacie]

There once was a boy called Yianni
He was a pretty big fan of the punani
But coz he was a dirty big greek
It was only other men he would neek
Until he blew enough to cause a tsunami.

LMAOOOO Kurry!

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

There once a girl named Kurry
She was in a pretty big hurry
to go to maccas to get a McFlurry
when she ate the flurry she realised she previously ate curry
which soon sent her to the toilets, to take a dump
Kurry then realised she smelt like a dirty Curry..

 

[-Kurry-]

There once a girl named Kurry
She was in a pretty big hurry
to go to maccas to get a McFlurry
when she ate the flurry she realised she previously ate curry
which soon sent her to the toilets, to take a dump
Kurry then realised she smelt like a dirty Curry..

No. Just no. lol

 

[Moe]

There once was a boy called Yianni,
Who would hump everthing that moved around him.
He drives a nice car,
But straight he is from far,
As he pashes all the greek boys at a party.

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

No. Just no. lol

i liked it

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

There once was a boy called Yianni,
Who would hump everthing that moved around him.
He drives a nice car,
But straight he is from far,
As he pashes all the greek boys at a party.

 

[rOxxyy]

There once was a guy called Ozman,
Who was whiped like a seasoned husband.
Oz wanted to go out,
But Gen started to shout,
He had to go to Gen's friends house in Mosman

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
very well thought off LOLL

There once was a *** named Moe,
His boyfriend's name was Joe,
They went to the sack
They started to Jack
And finished it off with a Blow

not bad rami, 7.5/10

There once was a girl called Kimmy
Who fell in love with a guy called Timmy
Kimmy lived in Wellington
Timmy Lived in Flemington
So they broke it all off in a shimmy

hahahaha :roflol:

Slippery dippery dock
A mouse ran up my c0ck
My c0ck got jammed
My arse got rammed
Slippery dippery dock

:roflol: :roflol:
that's gold !!!! gets a laugh everytime

There once was a boy called Yianni
He was a pretty big fan of the punani
But coz he was a dirty big greek
It was only other men he would neek
Until he blew enough to cause a tsunami.

LOLLL LOLLLL :roflol: :roflol:

I see Nadia is missing one, honours anyone ? LOL

 

[Moe]

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[-alex-]

there once was a greek boy named yianni
all day and all night he is horny
he drives really quick
and likes to say suck my dick
and no hes not really that funny


there once was a dude named moe
slippery, rami and hani he liked to blow
he is a kennel mod
and thanks to tony ferguson has a rockin bod
and has a little brother named ahmed