Monday BUZZ
Phil Frothfield - Thu 4th July 2019
*SAINT*
A certain user from The Kennel who everyone loves, lifting the spirits of another in a time of sadness.
*SINNER*
We've heard a gentleman of sub-continental appearance has got himself into hot water over at The Kennel, after telling site moderators to suck his giggle stick. The moderators were not impressed and have acted accordingly, but by December 2019 the man will be returning, no doubt with a finer selection of insults, 6 months of stored cum, and other body parts requesting to be nibbled upon. WATCH THIS SPACE.
*SHOOSH*
Our sources are telling us that soon to be ex Rugby Union CEO Aunty RaeRae is due to take over ownership of the Kennel from 2023. According to those within The Kennel "Aunty brings a sense of chaos the likes of which are unseen anywhere before, and has been brought in to control a rampant ID and Nasheed". Keep an eye out for changes afoot.