My pull-out game was weak but I thought she'd make a great single mother.Better idea is to not have kids in the first place
I told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it
Satan ClauseI told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it
Better get ready for home schooling, I had my daughter fooled on so much shit until this year when she started kindyYou can save more money and pain by just skipping the Santa malarkey completely.
My son is about to have his 3rd Xmas and has no idea. Going to keep that tradition going...
Enter the room crying and tell them that he fell to Covid 19. Takes care of future years too.Just tell your kids that due to Covid 19 social distancing measures, santa is not going to be able to bring in any presents this year
Reminds me of my favourite Christmas songI told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it
My kids are in their 40s. They don't fall for the Santa Claus line anymore.Just tell your kids that due to Covid 19 social distancing measures, santa is not going to be able to bring in any presents this year
Not until he comes up with a hole solutionI'd like to hear from the one and only @Blue_boost about this topic.
Lots of grinches in here. Christmas is a time to loosen to belt a little and take care of the loved ones. Whatever you want to spend, double it and double it again and if you can afford it, do it.I'd like to hear from the one and only @Blue_boost about this topic.
How did he collect that amount of money dude? And 3 years old too??Teach your kid to learn to give.
Son turned 3 few days ago, he collected 1.5k, we donated it all to charity. He won’t remember nor will he learn but it’s a start.
With 4 people shouldn't be afraid to go to IGA or Aldi either.Lots of grinches in here. Christmas is a time to loosen to belt a little and take care of the loved ones. Whatever you want to spend, double it and double it again and if you can afford it, do it.
Covid has already left plenty of m9ney in your pocket, with all the strip joints closed.
I'll give you a few free tips on saving money so you can buy someone a gift or two at Christmas
1. Stop smoking cigarettes
2. Do all your car servicing yourself. Who can't change the oil?
3. Don't buy McDonald's , your big gut with thankyou also
4. Walk between Woolworths and coles and buy things only on special. Not on special don't get it, (excludes bread/milk)
There’s a thing in our culture called red pocketHow did he collect that amount of money dude? And 3 years old too??