Great idea to save money

[Rodzilla]

Just tell your kids that due to Covid 19 social distancing measures, santa is not going to be able to bring in any presents this year

 

[UmoGus]

Better idea is to not have kids in the first place

 

[south of heaven]

I told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it

 

[MatstaDogg]

Better idea is to not have kids in the first place

My pull-out game was weak but I thought she'd make a great single mother.

 

[MatstaDogg]

I told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it

 

[The DoggFather]

I told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it

Satan Clause

 

[Bob dog]

Santa is dead fookers

 

[CroydonDog]

You can save more money and pain by just skipping the Santa malarkey completely.

My son is about to have his 3rd Xmas and has no idea. Going to keep that tradition going...

 

[Noeasyday]

You can save more money and pain by just skipping the Santa malarkey completely.

My son is about to have his 3rd Xmas and has no idea. Going to keep that tradition going...

Better get ready for home schooling, I had my daughter fooled on so much shit until this year when she started kindy

 

[Alan79]

Just tell your kids that due to Covid 19 social distancing measures, santa is not going to be able to bring in any presents this year

Enter the room crying and tell them that he fell to Covid 19. Takes care of future years too.

My strategy for saving money is to throw coins in a bucket of water. I pull it out before it drowns. Money saved.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I told the kids lock down was hard on Santa, he developed a meth habit and got violent towards Mrs clause, he ended up stabbing her 157 times and violated her corpse then locked the reeindeers in a barn and torched it

Reminds me of my favourite Christmas song

 

[N4TE]

Festivus for the red of us

 

[Chris Harding]

Just tell your kids that due to Covid 19 social distancing measures, santa is not going to be able to bring in any presents this year

My kids are in their 40s. They don't fall for the Santa Claus line anymore.

 

[Wahesh]

I'd like to hear from the one and only @Blue_boost about this topic.

 

[south of heaven]

I'd like to hear from the one and only @Blue_boost about this topic.

Not until he comes up with a hole solution

 

[Blue_boost]

I'd like to hear from the one and only @Blue_boost about this topic.

Lots of grinches in here. Christmas is a time to loosen to belt a little and take care of the loved ones. Whatever you want to spend, double it and double it again and if you can afford it, do it.

Covid has already left plenty of m9ney in your pocket, with all the strip joints closed.

I'll give you a few free tips on saving money so you can buy someone a gift or two at Christmas

1. Stop smoking cigarettes
2. Do all your car servicing yourself. Who can't change the oil?
3. Don't buy McDonald's , your big gut with thankyou also
4. Walk between Woolworths and coles and buy things only on special. Not on special don't get it, (excludes bread/milk)

 

[Mr Beast]

Teach your kid to learn to give.
Son turned 3 few days ago, he collected 1.5k, we donated it all to charity. He won’t remember nor will he learn but it’s a start.

 

[Wahesh]

Teach your kid to learn to give.
Son turned 3 few days ago, he collected 1.5k, we donated it all to charity. He won’t remember nor will he learn but it’s a start.

How did he collect that amount of money dude? And 3 years old too??

 

[Wahesh]

Lots of grinches in here. Christmas is a time to loosen to belt a little and take care of the loved ones. Whatever you want to spend, double it and double it again and if you can afford it, do it.

Covid has already left plenty of m9ney in your pocket, with all the strip joints closed.

I'll give you a few free tips on saving money so you can buy someone a gift or two at Christmas

1. Stop smoking cigarettes
2. Do all your car servicing yourself. Who can't change the oil?
3. Don't buy McDonald's , your big gut with thankyou also
4. Walk between Woolworths and coles and buy things only on special. Not on special don't get it, (excludes bread/milk)

With 4 people shouldn't be afraid to go to IGA or Aldi either.

 

[Mr Beast]

How did he collect that amount of money dude? And 3 years old too??

There’s a thing in our culture called red pocket