Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

Who they beating?
Spurs, Newcastle and maybe Forest

Spurs and Newcastle have been our bogey teams year in year out. Even when we were dominant we would struggle to get results against both teams.
 
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Fucking City. 2-0 up to 3-2 down. Same story every game. They're so mentally weak this season.
 
Fucking City. 2-0 up to 3-2 down. Same story every game. They're so mentally weak this season.

use have to beat club brugge next week or its curtains in the champions league
 
use have to beat club brugge next week or its curtains in the champions league

Surely we beat Brugge as shit as we've been. But it might not be enough with a few upsets today.
 
Surely we beat Brugge as shit as we've been. But it might not be enough with a few upsets today.

4 teams on 10 points and club brugge are on 11 points with a worse goal difference then city use should be fine if use win
 
4 teams on 10 points and club brugge are on 11 points with a worse goal difference then city use should be fine if use win

We don't deserve to make it and would probably get smashed in the 1st knockout stage anyway. Those 4 teams on 10 points could all win so it's out of our hands now
 
We don't deserve to make it and would probably get smashed in the 1st knockout stage anyway. Those 4 teams on 10 points could all win so it's out of our hands now

psg are playing Stuttgart both teams are on 10 points so one of those teams will drop points.
 
bahaha the first window he doesn't get to spend a billion on players he is found out, Pep is a fraud without unlimited resources.

Also bring back Ten Hag... NOW!

 
Bruno Fernandes on his convos with Juan Mata.

"After the videos that he sends me about the lifestyle, about playing golf, being on the beach, the stadium, all the fans, the conditions that he has at the club and everything, I could think about (playing in Australia)," Fernandes conceded.

"Obviously at Christmas time I was here with a lot of wind and cold and he was sending me videos of the sun and him living in front of the beach - it was beautiful.

"If he's still there living it will be an even better option because he told he's in love with the country and the culture."
 
Bruno Fernandes on his convos with Juan Mata.

"After the videos that he sends me about the lifestyle, about playing golf, being on the beach, the stadium, all the fans, the conditions that he has at the club and everything, I could think about (playing in Australia)," Fernandes conceded.

"Obviously at Christmas time I was here with a lot of wind and cold and he was sending me videos of the sun and him living in front of the beach - it was beautiful.

"If he's still there living it will be an even better option because he told he's in love with the country and the culture."
Appreciate you bolding it for me mate as would've had difficulties reading it
 
Feel bad for Khusanov. That was a shocking mistake for the goal and he had some nervy moments after that with a yellow card and sloppy touches. He should never have been thrown in so soon. He responded well after that though.

Marmoush looked lively but they must not have an offside rule in Germany. He could have had a few goals if he wasn't offside for no reason.

Good enough response from City. We pressed better and looked better in attack but we're still way too open and look horrible defensively. Haaland worked his ass off and played well despite him not getting the ball enough as usual.
 
Feel bad for Khusanov. That was a shocking mistake for the goal and he had some nervy moments after that with a yellow card and sloppy touches. He should never have been thrown in so soon. He responded well after that though.

Marmoush looked lively but they must not have an offside rule in Germany. He could have had a few goals if he wasn't offside for no reason.

Good enough response from City. We pressed better and looked better in attack but we're still way too open and look horrible defensively. Haaland worked his ass off and played well despite him not getting the ball enough as usual.
Did Pep change the system? Looks like your shape was different looking at heat maps.
 
Did Pep change the system? Looks like your shape was different looking at heat maps.

It was more of a 4-3-3 but most of the time Marmoush was mainly on the left and Haaland was up front by himself. Silva was playing deeper than usual. Chelsea playing such a high line helped us get in behind them easily.
 
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