My neighbour started a battle with me, he threw the first punch, I threw the next and last punch
Everyone knows I have the cleanest most immaculate SUV in my street, my suburb and maybe the state.
My neighbour washes and polished his SUV and parks it on an angle to shine in my direction. I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he accidentally parked it that way. But I saw him come outside look at his SUV, looked at my SUV and then smirked. I saw it from my window..
Righto, I thought let's give him uppercuts from everywhere .. little does he know that I have won a very popular show n shine. I have all the right products to up end him
So I grabbed some show car sealant and cleaned my SUV to perfection. It was a knock out punch , he must have been crying in the bath after my effort..
He had no idea what we was up against. Like going to throw a haymaker at mike Tyson, he will just destroy you.
My SUV is once again the cleanest SUV in my street, most likely suburb and most likely the state and country