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DOOM BREAK: Quarantine Fun Thread

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I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
 

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I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
What car is it? Probably a Ford :p
 

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I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
I suspect you've got a telescope set up in your front window to see what's going on in your street
 

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I suspect you've got a telescope set up in your front window to see what's going on in your street
My car was purring like a kitten by comparison.

After the mechanic fixed it, my neighbour washes it and it takes it out in a drive. It starts raining maybe 15 mins after he washed it. Some people just can't catch a break can they

All whilst mine is sparking clean in the garage and purring like a kitten
 

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I walked outside of my house during the rain on Saturday and noticed my car looked like the water had that lotus effect , water just sliding off everywhere..

Looked at my neighbours car and the water was all flat , no pooling effect at all, water just sat there..

Shows the quality of my paint polish / sealant regime vs his shithead car maintenence
 

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I walked outside of my house during the rain on Saturday and noticed my car looked like the water had that lotus effect , water just sliding off everywhere..

Looked at my neighbours car and the water was all flat , no pooling effect at all, water just sat there..

Shows the quality of my paint polish / sealant regime vs his shithead car maintenence
Why don't you park you car in the garage? Only renters can't afford garages.
 

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As it’s 99% likely Coronavirus originated from China..this joke can be posted.. That is my excuse in posting this joke..

Did you hear the name of the Chinese Pornstar?

Mao Sive Dong! :grimacing:
 

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Why don't you park you car in the garage? Only renters can't afford garages.
You make a good point... But in actual fact I have too many cars.. my SUV sits outside

What you failed to observe is renters also have faded dull paint, with a high mileage car, nowhere near the lotus effect of water flying off the car .
 

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I'm not one to judge people but....

Has anyone noticed that really built muscle men seem to be below average in height ? Big pumped up but short?

Sure there are a few genuine big guys, tall and full of muscle but the majority are short guys with stubby short arms..

My neighbour was telling me that a guy up the street won Mr universe ... I didn't know who they were talking about but I went for a walk and saw him working out in his garage.. short bloke, probably needs a ladder to check the letterbox.

Haha does anyone else notice that as well?
 

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I'm not one to judge people but....

Has anyone noticed that really built men seem to be below average in height ? Big pumped up but short?

Sure there are a few genuine big guys, tall and full of muscle but the majority are short guys with stubby short arms..

Haha does anyone else notice that as well?
Except for all the league players who are tall an full of muscle lol, which is About 90% of them :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 
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