DOOM BREAK: Quarantine Fun Thread

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I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
 
Blue_boost said:
I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
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What car is it? Probably a Ford :p
 
Blue_boost said:
I noticed my neighbour today with his car that wouldn't start. He calls a home mechanic who is there half a day fixing it.

I suspect it's a high mileage car.
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I suspect you've got a telescope set up in your front window to see what's going on in your street
 
Motorhead said:
I suspect you've got a telescope set up in your front window to see what's going on in your street
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My car was purring like a kitten by comparison.

After the mechanic fixed it, my neighbour washes it and it takes it out in a drive. It starts raining maybe 15 mins after he washed it. Some people just can't catch a break can they

All whilst mine is sparking clean in the garage and purring like a kitten
 
I walked outside of my house during the rain on Saturday and noticed my car looked like the water had that lotus effect , water just sliding off everywhere..

Looked at my neighbours car and the water was all flat , no pooling effect at all, water just sat there..

Shows the quality of my paint polish / sealant regime vs his shithead car maintenence
 
Blue_boost said:
I walked outside of my house during the rain on Saturday and noticed my car looked like the water had that lotus effect , water just sliding off everywhere..

Looked at my neighbours car and the water was all flat , no pooling effect at all, water just sat there..

Shows the quality of my paint polish / sealant regime vs his shithead car maintenence
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Why don't you park you car in the garage? Only renters can't afford garages.
 
As it’s 99% likely Coronavirus originated from China..this joke can be posted.. That is my excuse in posting this joke..

Did you hear the name of the Chinese Pornstar?

Mao Sive Dong! :grimacing:
 
Wahesh said:
Why don't you park you car in the garage? Only renters can't afford garages.
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You make a good point... But in actual fact I have too many cars.. my SUV sits outside

What you failed to observe is renters also have faded dull paint, with a high mileage car, nowhere near the lotus effect of water flying off the car .
 
I'm not one to judge people but....

Has anyone noticed that really built muscle men seem to be below average in height ? Big pumped up but short?

Sure there are a few genuine big guys, tall and full of muscle but the majority are short guys with stubby short arms..

My neighbour was telling me that a guy up the street won Mr universe ... I didn't know who they were talking about but I went for a walk and saw him working out in his garage.. short bloke, probably needs a ladder to check the letterbox.

Haha does anyone else notice that as well?
 
Blue_boost said:
I'm not one to judge people but....

Has anyone noticed that really built men seem to be below average in height ? Big pumped up but short?

Sure there are a few genuine big guys, tall and full of muscle but the majority are short guys with stubby short arms..

Haha does anyone else notice that as well?
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Except for all the league players who are tall an full of muscle lol, which is About 90% of them :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 
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