GrogDog
bad attitude
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.You are always correct my friend and funny............... now say something funny
There was one problem. The captains parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat"! or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table".
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was after all, the captains parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at eachother with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and the another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any said, "OK, I give up, where's the fuking ship?"