What do you call a lizard on a portable toilet? A commodo dragon.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 25, 2024 #5,201 What do you call a lizard on a portable toilet? A commodo dragon.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 25, 2024 #5,202 When it comes to growing your own fresh produce, your eat what you can, and you can what you can't.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,203
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,204 My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs Turtle. Funny name, but she tortoise well.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,205 I have a disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it's terminal.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,206 Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,207 My son said Twitter is where old people go to pretend they’re cool so congratulations everybody.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,208 What did Mr. Peanut say to his wife before he left the house? “Don't worry, l'Il be back in a Jif!”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,209 I used to be a developer for autocorrect. Then they fried me for no raisin.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,210 Reading way above my grade level didn't get me as far in life as I had hoped.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,211 Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 26, 2024 #5,212 Doctor: This is ridiculous. Vet: Do we both need to be here? Centaur: Yes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,213 I'm not saying l'm attractive. But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom... I turn the shower on.
I'm not saying l'm attractive. But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom... I turn the shower on.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,214 I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,215 Did you hear who won the “World’s Best Neckwear” competition? It was a tie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,216 My grandma's been going around telling people I fix phones just because I took her phone off silent.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,217 The first 12 - 16 hours after waking up are always the hardest.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,218 Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs. Circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.
Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs. Circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,301 Reaction score 102,280 Mar 27, 2024 #5,219 Tried a new food called the pelican burger. It was delicious, but the bill was enormous.
N4TE DogsRhavnaParty Joined Mar 26, 2012 Messages 5,536 Reaction score 6,871 Mar 27, 2024 #5,220 This one is visual in the text. How does a non binary person kill another non binary person? they/them The joke is slash…
This one is visual in the text. How does a non binary person kill another non binary person? they/them The joke is slash…