What do you call a magical owl? Hootdini.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 23, 2024 #5,181 What do you call a magical owl? Hootdini.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 23, 2024 #5,182 What do you call a dad joke in the stove? A pun in the oven.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 23, 2024 #5,183 Horses are the fastest mammals in North America according to a recent Gallop poll.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 23, 2024 #5,184 Got fired from my job as a masseuse. Apparently I rub people the wrong way.
Dognacious Kennel Immortal Staff member Administrator Premium Member NF Draft Champion Joined Aug 4, 2007 Messages 23,589 Reaction score 11,027 Mar 24, 2024 #5,185 Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,186 My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,187 A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,188 Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,189 An ancient Greek walks into a tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. “Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
An ancient Greek walks into a tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. “Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,190 What do you call a wizard that falls down the stairs? Tumbledore.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,191 What do you get when a huge stack of toilet paper rolls falls on you in the supermarket? Soft tissue damage.
What do you get when a huge stack of toilet paper rolls falls on you in the supermarket? Soft tissue damage.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,192 At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage. I said, “Just as long as we don’t get carried away.”
At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage. I said, “Just as long as we don’t get carried away.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,193 Earlier today, I saw a bumper sticker that said “I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal.” Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the roads.
Earlier today, I saw a bumper sticker that said “I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal.” Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the roads.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 24, 2024 #5,194 Arrived late to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting and all the seats were taken.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,195 Someone replaced all of the buttons in the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,196 "Head, shoulders, knees and toes,” went from being a fun little kids' song to a list of things that hurt.
"Head, shoulders, knees and toes,” went from being a fun little kids' song to a list of things that hurt.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,197 What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,198 There’s absolutely no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room with you right now.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,199 Got thrown out of my local park after trying to arrange the squirrels by height. Guess they didn't like me critter sizing.
Got thrown out of my local park after trying to arrange the squirrels by height. Guess they didn't like me critter sizing.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,938 Mar 25, 2024 #5,200 Son: Are vampires real? Dad: Only if you Count Dracula.