Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,221
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,222 What do you call a bedpan in Russia? A Poo-tin.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,223 I got a vasectomy because I didn't want kids. But when I came home they were still.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,224 If the lettuce display at the grocery store falls over again, I swear, heads are gonna roll.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,225 The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.
The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,226 A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,227 Despite all the warnings, I put all my eggs in one basket. Made my grocery shopping trip SO much easier.
Despite all the warnings, I put all my eggs in one basket. Made my grocery shopping trip SO much easier.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,228 What do you call two guys sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,229 Have you heard about the new sport called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
Have you heard about the new sport called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 28, 2024 #5,230 A man walks into a magical forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down!” the tree exclaims, “I'm a talking tree!” The man responds, “you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
A man walks into a magical forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down!” the tree exclaims, “I'm a talking tree!” The man responds, “you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,231 I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver. I turned a few heads.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,232 Yesterday, I went to a DIY place to get manure for my garden but they were out of stock. I wasn't taking shit from anyone that day.
Yesterday, I went to a DIY place to get manure for my garden but they were out of stock. I wasn't taking shit from anyone that day.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,233 Every morning I announce loudly to my family that l'm going jogging, but then don't go. It's a running joke.
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that l'm going jogging, but then don't go. It's a running joke.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,234 l've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society... I kept spilling the beans.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,235 What do you call a monk in the woodlands? A forest friar.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,236 I opened my medicine cabinet and a bottle of Omega-3 capsules fell on my head. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
I opened my medicine cabinet and a bottle of Omega-3 capsules fell on my head. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,237 Date: “Can you take off your work gloves?” Jim Henson: “They have names.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,238 Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up too fast again.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,239 To stay in shape, my grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is.
To stay in shape, my grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,433 Reaction score 99,915 Mar 29, 2024 #5,240 An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were all attending a Zoom meeting with their supervisor, who asked, “Can everyone see me ok?” The colleagues replied, “yes,” “oui,” “si,” “ja.”
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were all attending a Zoom meeting with their supervisor, who asked, “Can everyone see me ok?” The colleagues replied, “yes,” “oui,” “si,” “ja.”