Website: Choose a password. Me: hi-hat Website: Password cannot contain cymbals.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 18, 2024 #5,141 Website: Choose a password. Me: hi-hat Website: Password cannot contain cymbals.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 18, 2024 #5,142 I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet to remind me why there's no money in it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 18, 2024 #5,143 I went to a linen convention. It was quite a sheet show.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,144 You know what really makes me throw up? A dartboard on a ceiling.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,145 My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent. So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent. So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,146 I accidentally dropped a bucket of paint on my boss at the job site. Boy was he blue in the face!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,147 How do fish get high? Seaweed.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,148 They should invent debt cancelling headphones.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 19, 2024 #5,149 What do you call a person that hides out in the bathroom at parties? A party-pooper.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,150 My girlfriend's mobile phone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
My girlfriend's mobile phone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,151 Somebody should market a beer called "Occasionally". So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Occasionally".
Somebody should market a beer called "Occasionally". So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Occasionally".
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,152 I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying, "come in, make a seat."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,153 I called up my landlord and said, "Hey, I gotta leak in my sink." He said, "Go ahead. I'm not judging."
I called up my landlord and said, "Hey, I gotta leak in my sink." He said, "Go ahead. I'm not judging."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,154 What kind of dog lives in a toilet? Poodle.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,155 My wife asks me to blow air at her face every time she gets too hot. But honestly, I'm not a fan.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,156 A horror movie, but it's just seeing a bunch of people you know at the store and there's nowhere to hide.
A horror movie, but it's just seeing a bunch of people you know at the store and there's nowhere to hide.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,157 A friend of mine asked me to invest in his line of new kitchen utensils but after reviewing the business plan, there were too many whisks.
A friend of mine asked me to invest in his line of new kitchen utensils but after reviewing the business plan, there were too many whisks.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,158 The Indian restaurant my friend works at is so secretive, he had to sign a legal agreement that he wouldn't leak their famous flatbread recipe. It was just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
The Indian restaurant my friend works at is so secretive, he had to sign a legal agreement that he wouldn't leak their famous flatbread recipe. It was just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,199 Reaction score 102,040 Mar 20, 2024 #5,159 You can tell a lot about a person by obtaining a fraudulent therapist license.
Dognacious Kennel Immortal Staff member Administrator Premium Member NF Draft Champion Joined Aug 4, 2007 Messages 23,658 Reaction score 11,132 Mar 20, 2024 #5,160 What has 5 toes and isnt your foot? My foot.