A middle aged housewife wanted to spice up her relationship with her husband which had fallen into a rut and so she went to a sex shop where she ended up buying sexy lingerie including crotchless panties.
All excited, the wife rushed home, put on the lingerie, drank a lot of the wine, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to come home from work.
Finally, the husband walked in after a long day at work only to find his wife laying on the couch.
The wife grinned cheekily, spread her legs and asked: "Do you want some of this?"
"God, no!" the husband replied. "Look at what its done to your underwear!"