I went to the doctor the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.
DaBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Joined May 27, 2021 Messages 1,646 Reaction score 2,300 Apr 14, 2022 #1,221 I went to the doctor the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.
DaBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Joined May 27, 2021 Messages 1,646 Reaction score 2,300 Apr 15, 2022 #1,222 What do you get when you cross Wendell Sailor and John Hopoate? Powderfinger.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 15, 2022 #1,223 It's my wife's birthday next week and she's been leaving jewelry catalogues all over our house. So I got her a magazine rack.
It's my wife's birthday next week and she's been leaving jewelry catalogues all over our house. So I got her a magazine rack.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 15, 2022 #1,224 I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first: I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first: I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 15, 2022 #1,225
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 15, 2022 #1,226
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Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 17, 2022 #1,228
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 19, 2022 #1,229 Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza. Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 19, 2022 #1,230 Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle...
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 19, 2022 #1,231 What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 19, 2022 #1,232 I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 20, 2022 #1,233 I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said: “Airport Left”. So I turned around and went home.
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said: “Airport Left”. So I turned around and went home.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 20, 2022 #1,234 What is a pumpkin's circumference divided by a pumpkin's diameter? Pumpkin Pi
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 20, 2022 #1,235 Just so everybody's clear... I’m going to put my glasses on.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 21, 2022 #1,236 My wife thinks it’s weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she’d just let me in.
My wife thinks it’s weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she’d just let me in.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 21, 2022 #1,237 Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn’t sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn’t sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 21, 2022 #1,238 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s a coincidence!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 22, 2022 #1,239 My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,568 Reaction score 100,227 Apr 22, 2022 #1,240 I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.