Dad jokes

[Wolfmother]

Sarah Silverman thinks she has a pass!
Please someone say she is being anti-Semitic

She actually looks possessed when she says she'd do it again.

 

[Lady Emerald]

Why is there only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas?


Because the Angels said Noel

That is so bad it's perfect!

 

[Lady Emerald]

Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have been worse.” To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!”
“That`s awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.”
“How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “Could it have been worse?”
“Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!”

 

[Lady Emerald]

This one is a typical husband type joke


What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!

 

[Lady Emerald]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

 

[south of heaven]

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."



So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we dont watch the same movies ...

 

[Lady Emerald]

I think I found the lamest joke of all time...


Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre

 

[Memberberries]

She actually looks possessed when she says she'd do it again.

Yep I thought the same thing.
She is a sick demented Jewish bitch, proves my point that most Jewish comedians aren't funny

 

[Wolfmother]

Yep I thought the same thing.
She is a sick demented Jewish bitch, proves my point that most Jewish comedians aren't funny

If that's a product of how Jews are taught about other religions they're messed up.

 

[Memberberries]

If that's a product of how Jews are taught about other religions they're messed up.

That is exactly how they are taught about other religions hence why a lot of my posts are labelled as *anti-Semitic*.
stupid anti-racists and their labels

 

[Wolfmother]

That is so bad it's perfect!

I tried to follow suit so I asked my 11 yr old for a lame joke lol.
It turns out bad jokes are very funny, made me LOL

 

[Wolfmother]

That is exactly how they are taught about other religions hence why a lot of my posts are labelled as *anti-Semitic*.
stupid anti-racists and their labels

But Seinfeld seems so normal

 

[Lady Emerald]

I tried to follow suit so I asked my 11 yr old for a lame joke lol.
It turns out bad jokes are very funny, made me LOL

No one appreciates them as much as they should LOL

 

[Memberberries]

But Seinfeld seems so normal

Seinfeld is a trickster and far from normal!
Anyone who throws away a pair of brand new socks after using them once has got problems

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What happened at the Leper card game?

























One threw in his hand and the other one laughed his head off

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I think I found the lamest joke of all time...


Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre

This is now my favourite joke

 

[Lady Emerald]

This is now my favourite joke

It's that lame that its hilarious. <3

 

[Izy]

What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotapuss

 

[Izy]

What do you call two gay dinosaurs?
Megasorearse

 

[The DoggFather]

2 guys walked into a bar.....

















You'd think one of them saw it.