Cricket 2023/24 Thread

[Doogie]

Like my penis

@Berries - should you be asking is this a question or a statement?

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Like my penis

Anyone tampering with your balls?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Anyone tampering with your balls?

Na that hurts, my balls are kinda fucked.

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Na that hurts, my balls are kinda fucked.

Issues regarding your middle stump?
Maybe change your stance occasionally

 

[Berries]

Long love the SCG members frothies

 

[Berries]

Na that hurts, my balls are kinda fucked.

That will do it if you toss for every wicket in a days play

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Issues regarding your middle stump?
Maybe change your stance occasionally

Na that's all goodd

 

[CrittaMagic69]

That will do it if you toss for every wicket in a days play

Na I quit. On New years it was all like pew pew pew everywhere.

 

[Mr 95%]

Davey Warner reveals who the culprit was behind his missing Baggy Green.. Old man Warner!

He would have got away with it too..if it wasn’t for these pesky memes..

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Davey Warner reveals who the culprit was behind his missing Baggy Green.. Old man Warner!

He would have got away with it too..if it wasn’t for these pesky memes..
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What a cat

 

[Doogie]

Long love the SCG members frothiesView attachment 99753

Love those manicured fingernails.

Did u get a pedi as well?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Long love the SCG members frothiesView attachment 99753

Same vibes

 

[Berries]

Love those manicured fingernails.

Did u get a pedi as well?

I bit my nails all week in the lead up to the kennel crackdown I was that nervous

 

[Berries]

Same vibes

Big hands make me look small when I send photos to girls

 

[GA45]

Long love the SCG members frothiesView attachment 99753

How good was the big fellas last over !!

 

[Doogie]

I bit my nails all week in the lead up to the kennel crackdown I was that nervous

and looks like you use hand moisturiser.

Oh dear.

 

[Berries]

and looks like you use hand moisturiser.

Oh dear.

Basically you are saying I could be a hand model ?

 

[Doogie]

Basically you are saying I could be a hand model ?

Nah - your just not in a 25 year relationship. No calluses.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Big hands make me look small when I send photos to girls

That's why you lean back and take the pic from a lower angle

 

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1743212286205219210