What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

DaBulldog · May 28, 2023

MatstaDogg said:
The all female Ghostbuster movie sucked. Was about as funny as a fart in an elevator.

I refuse to watch it, the magic was already made with the original.

Berries · May 28, 2023

Sandra's Bollocks said:
Anything by M. Night Shy(te)amalan.

His last one was a decent concept and he butchered it (old)

Berries · May 28, 2023

Watched 5 minutes of cats and Jeepers Creepers 3. Close tie

Berries · May 28, 2023

Natboy said:
Chicken Park

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Used to beg my
My mum to let me hire this when we went to the video store as a kid. Glad she never relented

The DoggFather · May 28, 2023

steve1700 said:
Saving private ryan

Shaving Ryan's privates

Alan79 · May 28, 2023

There are so many terrible movies to nominate. I actually saw a handful on a visit to Sydney a few years back. In no particular order some of those terrible movies are.
The dead don't die.
Chupacabra
The village (someone else reminded me it exists)
Signs

lukedog said:
I hate the John Wick franchise. Stupidest fucking premise, overrated action, Keanu sucks as an actor only succeeds as a meme, first one was okay, then they cooked up this weak lore to justify sequels, plus an alleged spin off.

I agree there. Admittedly I have watched them all, but they're just violence porn really. There's no real storyline to them.

Freakzilla said:
The Village was pretty horrible.

The most overrated 2 movies ever are Fight Club & The Sixth Sense.

I agree on the village.

But I enjoyed the sixth sense and fight club. Didn't see the ending coming on either movie.

Moedogg · May 28, 2023

Any Steven Segal shit.

Nate DAWG · May 28, 2023

B-Train said:
They remade White Men Can't Jump. The original is brilliant but the remake looks atrocious. I refuse to see it but the preview alone was cringeworthy

Watched it yesterday bro and it is fkn terrible. Original is a classic.

Nate DAWG · May 28, 2023

Moedogg said:
Any Steven Segal shit.

Early Seagal is awesome bro, above the law, hard to kill and marked for death were awesome. Fat Seagal in his last 20 movies has been terrible though

B-Train · May 28, 2023

Nate DAWG said:
Watched it yesterday bro and it is fkn terrible. Original is a classic.

You poor bastard. Haha. Even in the preview they didn't land any of the punchlines and no one could act for shit. The original was the perfect movie for that genre. Don't know why they'd bother remaking it. The only way it would work is if Woody and Wes were in a sequel but even then it would probably be bad..

Nate DAWG · May 28, 2023

B-Train said:
You poor bastard. Haha. Even in the preview they didn't land any of the punchlines and no one could act for shit. The original was the perfect movie for that genre. Don't know why they'd bother remaking it. The only way it would work is if Woody and Wes were in a sequel but even then it would probably be bad..

If you hadn’t seen the original you might think it’s okay. There are way too many remakes of shit nowadays and they are all poor imitations. The worst are that female Ghostbusters movie which is my nomination for worst movie I have ever seen and that fkn lebron space jam remake. Both were garbage

B-Train · May 28, 2023

Nate DAWG said:
If you hadn’t seen the original you might think it’s okay. There are way too many remakes of shit nowadays and they are all poor imitations. The worst are that female Ghostbusters movies which is my nomination for worst movie I have ever seen and that fkn lebron space jam remake. Both were garbage

Yeah they can't come up with their own ideas so they just butcher classics with horrible remakes.

Memberberries · May 28, 2023

steve1700 said:
Saving private ryan

There's a few scenes in that movie which are filmed very good.

I love the scene when they first meet Private Ryan.
It so unexpected.
I love the reaction of the sergeant when the tank is being hit by the rocket launcher!

These guys did a very good job of getting in the mindset of acting as WW2 soldiers

Mr 95% · May 28, 2023

Citizen Kane i don’t care if it was technically Brilliant..it was plain boring ..plus the main driving force of the film had a major plot hole .. A lot of critics have this as the greatest film ever..they forget movies are meant to entertain and might even contain a message..this did neither.

Anything with the Rock..he is as overblown as his biceps..

This pains me to add, but Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.. Its not that it is absolutely atrocious..some parts are redeemable..but because it was basically a lazy effort and didn’t do justice to its main character. It showed in the acting, the script writing, and the action pieces..

I mean it had a villain who was supposed to ‘know things’ yet struggled the whole movie to know anything..add swinging with monkeys, terrible cgi, the quicksand scene situation & dialogue..just to name a few.. Gee they used to say National Treasure was a poor man’s Indy. Well the Crystal Skull was poor man’s National Treasure..

cntrbry bnkstwn · May 28, 2023

Mr 95% said:
Citizen Kane i don’t care if it was technically Brilliant..it was plain boring ..plus the main driving force of the film had a major plot hole .. A lot of critics have this as the greatest film ever..they forget movies are meant to entertain and might even contain a message..this did neither.

Anything with the Rock..he is as overblown as his biceps..

This pains me to add, but Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.. Its not that it is absolutely atrocious..some parts are redeemable..but because it was basically a lazy effort and didn’t do justice to its main character. It showed in the acting, the script writing, and the action pieces..

I mean it had a villain who was supposed to ‘know things’ yet struggled the whole movie to know anything..add swinging with monkeys, terrible cgi, the quicksand scene situation & dialogue..just to name a few.. Gee they used to say National Treasure was a poor man’s Indy. Well the Crystal Skull was poor man’s National Treasure..

i'd agree with citizen kane, saw it at film school and was underwhelmed considering how much it was being praised

south of heaven · May 28, 2023

UmoGus said:
That movie with Jonah hill being a hipster marrying the black girl. Fucking torture that was

Yep had the potential to be really good ,they missed the mark on that huge.
It was a steaming pile of shit

south of heaven · May 28, 2023

Kung fu man said:
Zoolander is the worst movie ever made there's nothing even close to that pile of steaming shit!!!

Merman King fu......merman.....

Mr 95% · May 28, 2023

Memberberries said:
There's a few scenes in that movie which are filmed very good.

I love the scene when they first meet Private Ryan.
It so unexpected.
I love the reaction of the sergeant when the tank is being hit by the rocket launcher!

These guys did a very good job of getting in the mindset of acting as WW2 soldiers

And that opening scene .. even soldiers that were actually there commented on how accurate it was..

south of heaven · May 28, 2023

ASSASSIN said:
All the fucked and furious bullshit movies.

Actually all Vin Deeza movies, he is a shit **** trying to act tough.

Never seen a single one of them

Bad Billy · May 28, 2023

ASSASSIN said:
I shave my own head. I use the fusion razor, I got it down to 8 mins to finish it. But I clipper it zero first.

I use a DE razor, with feather blades, to shave my head.
first couple of shaves, I can’t even feel it cutting.
i clipper 0 first as well.

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