Lining up to get your name marked off to pretend to vote.
I don't want to vote for any corrupt **** so why waste my time?
Felt the same for a while - then this happened. True story.
So go out one Friday before Saturday voting - early 90's. Met chick, back to her place and it continued through Saturday. Fck voting - have priorities.
Anyways - 3 weeks later. Friday night - party at my place. Goes through the night into Saturday. Completely shitfaced, half naked chicks everywhere and most importantly - was being paid to play sport which started at midday. Anyways - the grog had stopped but on the oil bottle bong (which btw - my fave bong of all time). Knock on the door around 10ish - think its a team mate who bailed on the party coming around before we played. So I load up a bong, have a lung full of heads and am planning to blow the smoke at old mate when I open the door.
And of course - 3 police officers are standing there. I blow the smoke softly behind the door (as if that mattered - 1st floor apartment - place was like a dutch oven). Asked the boys can I help you (with the oil bottle in my hand behind the door). They say - is Doogie here? Yep. Thinking - what the fuck did I do???
Well here you go Doogie. A $130 fine for failing to vote at the state election. Said thank you and have a good day officers. Walk back to 10 people throwing white and green in the fckng toilet. Anyways - at least the idiots sealed the bags first.
10 mins later we're back on it, pissing ourselves laughing and it becomes the go to story for everyone for the next 2 years.
Bro - bad things happen when you don't vote. I nearly lost a shit load of green (the white wasn't mine). Its just bad karma.....