Pick Up Lines

[MatstaDogg]

"Show is where you piss from" - commonly heard at Summernats lol

Haha that is true, I have witnessed it numerous times there.

 

[Smartseal]

Actually funny story WD..I was playing a game of footy and had just rubbed some Deep Heat on my arm.. I then tucked my jersey into my shorts with the hand that rubbed the Deep Heat on..bad move.. You will never know the pain!!!

Gets rid of crabs though & yes I am speaking from experience [emoji3062][emoji3062][emoji3062]

 

[Mr 95%]

Gets rid of crabs though & yes I am speaking from experience [emoji3062][emoji3062][emoji3062]

Whoa.. I guess short term pain for long term gain!!!

 

[Jai81]

Na no way, I don't want to mess this one up. Younger, smarter, rich family...I'll fuck it up some how

good luck mate!

 

[Kempsey Dog]

Show us the lips ya mum don't kiss

 

[Motorhead]

Guy: Can I smell your vagina?
Girl: Of course not.
Guy: Well it must be your feet then.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Show us the lips ya mum don't kiss

Can I kiss you on your lips and work my way up.

 

[south of heaven]

" you look like a decent bit of gear, you mind if I stick me slug in you're gutted rabbit "

 

[Bob dog]

How about just, hey your awesome, wanna hang out and talk for a bit?

 

[south of heaven]

How about just, hey your awesome, wanna hang out and talk for a bit?

Sounds to rapey

 

[Bob dog]

Sounds to rapey

Well no means no, thats the whole idea, to create trust, we are taking chances too, some woman are bitchy cranks who think all you want is sex, you gotta convince them mental stimulation is important too.

 

[Roll the Bones]

"Hi there. I just wanted to let you know that you smell different when you're awake."

 

[south of heaven]

Well no means no,

Does it?

 

[Smartseal]

When younger & mate was at night clubs, he'd just say "How about a root"
I said "Bet you get slapped in the face a lot"

His reply "Yeah, but I get a lot of roots too"

 

[DinkumDog]

When younger & mate was at night clubs, he'd just say "How about a root"
I said "Bet you get slapped in the face a lot"

His reply "Yeah, but I get a lot of roots too"

Sounds familiar. A mate of mine lived by the rule that ‘Ninety-nine slaps was worth one root’ .

 

[The DoggFather]

Does it?

Fkn love Bill.

 

[south of heaven]

Fkn love Bill.

In a world gone mad he is a voice of reason lol

 

[The DoggFather]

In a world gone mad he is a voice of reason lol

 

[D0GMATIC]

“Does this smell like chloroform to you”

 

[Blue_boost]

It's not about pick up lines but your dance moves.. be seductive , seduce them