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wendog33

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Actually funny story WD..I was playing a game of footy and had just rubbed some Deep Heat on my arm.. I then tucked my jersey into my shorts with the hand that rubbed the Deep Heat on..bad move.. You will never know the pain!!!
Yeah sure. Rudy Guiliani said the same thing.

But with that incident you do seem to have an overly sensitive muscle or else a very effective hand :grinning:
 

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Yeah sure. Rudy Guiliani said the same thing.

But with that incident you do seem to have an overly sensitive muscle or else a very effective hand :grinning:
WD..I just deleted my last post. On reflection it was inappropriate. I apologise for that. Hopefully, you don think I’m some deviate. :grimacing:
 

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WD..I just deleted my last post. On reflection it was inappropriate. I apologise for that. Hopefully, you don think I’m some deviate. :grimacing:
Huh? Lol it was all in good fun. I totally accept raucous talk etc on here ...only worry for anyone on here is personal stuff with intent to humiliate and intimidate IMO.

Did I go too far with mentioning Rudy? Hahaha
 

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Huh? Lol it was all in good fun. I totally accept raucous talk etc on here ...only worry for anyone on here is personal stuff with intent to humiliate and intimidate IMO.

Did I go too far with mentioning Rudy? Hahaha
Phew!! Excellent..all good.. Mr95% is still loved by everyone..well perhaps not by He Who Cannot Be Named..but I think he doesn’t like anyone.. He’d probably boo Santa Claus..

ps..yes any mention of Rudy is going to far! Bahahaha bahahaha..
 

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Here is a few that are sooo bad, they might just work!

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

And my fav..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re hot!
 

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Here is a few that are sooo bad, they might just work!

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

And my fav..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re hot!
There goes that spare hour each day you had 95! :-).
 
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