The "things that have never been said" Thread

[Memberberries]

An ice addict is always honest and will never rip you off!

 

[Memberberries]

We have been doing it all day ref

I actually did say that to a ref in junior footy!
We kept getting away with being offside pretty much the whole first half before giving the other team a penalty

 

[south of heaven]

Lets go to wales for some fun

 

[Kila R Ralai]

Raeleen Castle always turns me on.

 

[Memberberries]

Lets go to wales for some fun

Lmao the fookin Welsh.
No word of a lie a met a Welsh woman about 10 years ago, and no word of a lie she said, she was scared of water and hated it!

I kid you not!

 

[rainman]

we attacked his legs sir

 

[rainman]

Assassin is a ****

 

[The DoggFather]

Assassin is a ****

But I am a **** lol

 

[rainman]

I went to a Lebanese bbq and went home hungry

 

[south of heaven]

I went to a Lebanese bbq and went home hungry

I went to an Ethiopian bbq and come back with left overs

 

[Memberberries]

No Jewish man has ever said I'll give you $50 because you're a good person and you don't have to pay it back

 

[habs]

The footy show is funny.

 

[The DoggFather]

St Marys is a nice, clean suburb where it's residents are learned and law abiding.

 

[Memberberries]

St Marys is a nice, clean suburb where it's residents are learned and law abiding.

Haha fuck you smartass

If you want steroids before a workout Mount Pritchard community club car park is the last place to look!

 

[Rodzilla]

The footy show is funny.

i thought it was funny in the 90's but even that has aged badly

 

[Mr Invisible]

"Hi I'm Darius Boyd's Dad"

.... too harsh???

 

[Bad Billy]

There's too much meat at this BBQ. Where's the salad ?

(Redfern teenager) say, that's a nice bike. Are you interested in selling, if we can agree on a price ?

(Bankstown driver) oh no, his lane is ending. I'll back off and give him some space to merge safely.

 

[Memberberries]

An ice addict is always honest and will never rip you off!

I forgot to add to this

Wow you've got the best teeth I've ever seen for an ice addict you must really look after them?

 

[Lady Emerald]

America has great gun control.

They're also very smart, well educated people and are not run by Jews.

 

[belmore_utd]

that green curry roll has blocked up my bowels