The "things that have never been said" Thread

[south of heaven]

"Yes darling sure I'll skip a dogs game to spend time with your family "

 

[Mr Invisible]

"I only spend my Centrelink money on the essentials".
"I just saw the tooth fairy" - Souths fans.

 

[Wolfmother]

Don't ever take your dirty clothes off the bathroom floor and put it in the laundry basket again

 

[south of heaven]

Don't ever take your dirty clothes off the bathroom floor and put it in the laundry basket again

Fkn lol i feel your pain wolfie

 

[Wolfmother]

Fkn lol i feel your pain wolfie

I've got a compulsive fixation on it lol

 

[The DoggFather]

I'll just have a salad - Kasiano

 

[Dogtime]

Why dont they pass the ball to Tolman for a hitup.

Gee Mbyes and Reynolds kicking game is brilliant. They must put in so much practice.

I wish our forwards ran back towards the ruck more instead of away from the ruck.

JMoz has pace to burn.

Hopoate looks so fit after having those Sundays off. Sure was good for the team him having those Sundays off.

Donald Trump is a good man that pays all his workers a fair wage.

Donald Trump doesnt have a racist bone in his body.

I could go on......but that enough.

 

[The DoggFather]

I never get sick to my stomach

 

[Wolfmother]

I never get sick to my stomach

That made me laugh out loud

 

[Mr Invisible]

I never get sick to my stomach

Lol shots fired. Harsh but funny.

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol shots fired. Harsh but funny.

That's not harsh, just something I don't hear lol

 

[Memberberries]

Justice is equal
The press is free
The police are on your side
The good guys win....


Actually all that is what people say and believe but in reality it's just an illusion.

 

[Fully Sik Drop kick]

I'll just have a salad - Kasiano

lolol, i can so picture him not saying that...

 

[Bad Billy]

I'll just have a salad - Kasiano

Lol. I Just read that like this.

 

[Memberberries]

Queen Elizabeth has never said "just get loaf of bread and a medium chips and we will just have a few chip sandwiches for lunch"

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol. I Just read that like this.

What do you want to drink? Water.

Lol

 

[EXPLORER]

Yes dear, your bum looks huge in that,
Said no man ever,

Yes dear we still have time, go change into the 4th dress, and re do your hair again,
Said no man ever,

Go have a rest dear, and Let me change that dirty nappy,
Said no man ever,

 

[EXPLORER]

Don't ever take your dirty clothes off the bathroom floor and put it in the laundry basket again

Not all cloths end up on bathroom floor,
Some end up on the bedroom floors

 

[top-dog]

The bulldogs have been in sizzling form all year.

 

[The DoggFather]

Yes dear, your bum looks huge in that,
Said no man ever,

Yes dear we still have time, go change into the 4th dress, and re do your hair again,
Said no man ever,

Go have a rest dear, and Let me change that dirty nappy,
Said no man ever,

But since the ****-rash-ians I thought a fat arse is what women want?