He's dead now, but I worked for a while with a guy who was in a wheelchair
and I got on ok with him, you know cracking jokes with him and stuff. Anyway this one day we were joking around and I said to him " Are you gunna do any work...or just sit on your arse all day". Well, for what seemed like ages, he just looked at me and I was thinking to myself....'Oh Sh!t'....then he cracked up laughing and it was all good. He had me worried for while though.
He was a champion bloke, a computer wiz, played Murderball and will always have my total respect.