The things that 'grind your gears' thread...

[ILiveForDib]

35 miles per hour? That's 55km. What is this? America?

I meant 35 km.

I always mess up

 

[Wahesh]

I meant 35 km.

I always mess up

Fair enough. Yep that would grind my gears as well. Slow drivers are the epi-centre of rage.

 

[Realist90]

Clementine ford the salty as fuck feminist having a sook females gets called names just like men call other men's names. Welcome to equality bitches lol.

 

[Bob dog]

The Shower Gods, every time I get in the Shower the neighbors have someone yell an insult from a speaker near my yard from another suburb by remote control, sometimes its even a redneck cop, the childish idiots should sack their Ricky Lake.

 

[CaptainJackson]

The Shower Gods, every time I get in the Shower the neighbors have someone yell an insult from a speaker near my yard from another suburb by remote control, sometimes its even a redneck cop, the childish idiots should sack their Ricky Lake.

Are you one of those eccentric geniuses?

 

[Bob dog]

Are you one of those eccentric geniuses?

Yeah the dumbo's don't like my free spirited lifestyle and intellect, they have tried everything to get rid of me but I cant sell until I'm compoed.

 

[Wahesh]

How about 2 slow pokes walking at a snails pace exiting museum station. They should have an overtaking lane FFS.

 

[Alan79]

How about 2 slow pokes walking at a snails pace exiting museum station. They should have an overtaking lane FFS.

I think if I made hats with car horns they'd be a good seller.

 

[Mr Invisible]

#1 - You want a fast shopping trip somewhere.. in and out with no delays. Theres ALWAYS woman migrating around the aisles having chitchats with friends blocking your way with trolleys!
#2 - You are in a hurry to get somewhere and get EVERY.DAMN.LIGHT, and drivers that are abnormally slow.

 

[Wahesh]

Yes I agree. Another thing I hate... chicks who gossip in the workplace.

My head has been done outside-in that many times I have no idea what I'm meant to be concentrating on anymore.

 

[CroydonDog]

Yes I agree. Another thing I hate... chicks who gossip in the workplace.

My head has been done outside-in that many times I have no idea what I'm meant to be concentrating on anymore.

Now that I work by/for myself, I don't miss office gossipers. Mrs CD often comes home bemoaning not just the gossipers (is "gossiper" even a word? Doesn't look right. Anyway), but probably more that one person in the office (but more often than not a woman who has a job that nobody seems to know what it is), who just stands around talking for hours on end... I met this particular women at rs CDs Christmas party last year and found out just what a bore she is.

Having said that, on a quiet day like today when it is just me and the snoring dog, I could do with some water cooler chat.

 

[Bob dog]

How do you argue with people who refuse to acknowledge the word private even exists except for them?
I know who the fucken pigs are.

 

[CaptainJackson]

How do you argue with people who refuse to acknowledge the word private even exists except for them?
I know who the fucken pigs are.

I agree

Those fucking capatilist commies

 

[Bob dog]

I agree

Those fucking capatilist commies

They literally really fully believe in Communist power tripping thinking they are in charge of my life and control my home.
Sorry to be repetitive, I just am in total disbelief that people think like it.

 

[Alan79]

I'm ready to slash the tyres of one of the knobs that work with me after the cocksmoker almost caused another fucking accident. So, I see there's a line consisting of slow moving small cattle truck (doing 90), a car then a bigger truck and two more cars. I sit well back before the overtaking lane and accelerate hard into it. I'm doing 110 car at the tail end decided they want to merge when I'm beside them so I accelerate more. Get past them doing 115, next car pulls out a car length in front of me doing 90. I at this stage want to snap th heir fucking nose since I know there's not enough overtaking lane left now to pass either truck. 30 metres left in the overtaking lane I pull in behind the rear truck. Wanker behind me now pulls up beside me when I'm already to the trucks ass, they're not braking to let me merge so I have to fucking brake to avoid going into a guard rail. Every fucking day this kind of shit happens and this turd has been responsible more than once. I'm very tempted to go to the ***** house one night and slash all for tyres.

Why the duck don't these morons realise that if you plan to overtake them don't stick to the ass of a line of traffic doing 80. Hold back 50-60 metres and accelerate before moving into the overtaking lane.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I'm ready to slash the tyres of one of the knobs that work with me after the cocksmoker almost caused another fucking accident. So, I see there's a line consisting of slow moving small cattle truck (doing 90), a car then a bigger truck and two more cars. I sit well back before the overtaking lane and accelerate hard into it. I'm doing 110 car at the tail end decided they want to merge when I'm beside them so I accelerate more. Get past them doing 115, next car pulls out a car length in front of me doing 90. I at this stage want to snap th heir fucking nose since I know there's not enough overtaking lane left now to pass either truck. 30 metres left in the overtaking lane I pull in behind the rear truck. Wanker behind me now pulls up beside me when I'm already to the trucks ass, they're not braking to let me merge so I have to fucking brake to avoid going into a guard rail. Every fucking day this kind of shit happens and this turd has been responsible more than once. I'm very tempted to go to the ***** house one night and slash all for tyres.

Why the duck don't these morons realise that if you plan to overtake them don't stick to the ass of a line of traffic doing 80. Hold back 50-60 metres and accelerate before moving into the overtaking lane.

I friggin' hate that. The Mrs doesn't understand it either. If we're driving and we're approaching an overtake lane, I'll back off so I can get a run up. Every time without fail she starts screaming at me 'cause I'm not tail gating the guy doing 20 under the speed limit.

 

[JayBee]

Immigants

 

[south of heaven]

Immigants

Hey jaybee why you a not speak a with your accent a no more ?

 

[Bob dog]

The Media putting a misconstrued twist on their witch hunt, where does it say you have to relinquish your privacy to the public, you slack fucks!

 

[The DoggFather]

Hey jaybee why you a not speak a with your accent a no more ?

Mama Mia!