The chick on the ford ads

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That's Parnia Porsche. She was hanging around with that Candyman douchebag a while back.

She looks very different without makeup and a push up bra.

She's a boxer and is sponsored by Ultra Tune as well as being a brand ambassador.

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and check this out (skip to the end)..
Old mate doesn't know where to look :D

Why do girls punch with the bottom of their hand ?
 

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Anyone seen the new ads?

Looks like a total dude/leso now with a rubbish pixie cut that makes her look like a moon face.

Trivago boy just got better.
 

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Anyone seen the new ads?

Looks like a total dude/leso now with a rubbish pixie cut that makes her look like a moon face.

Trivago boy just got better.
There's no way the Rae Rae look was going to stick for very long.
 

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Anyone seen the new ads?

Looks like a total dude/leso now with a rubbish pixie cut that makes her look like a moon face.

Trivago boy just got better.
Yep. It's pretty bad. Would still go there in a heartbeat though. Then again after a few beers the Trivago bloke would look tempting.
 

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That Trivago bloke is kind of like Alison Brie in Glow. I'm watching the first episode and even after she went topless a couple of times I'm still trying to figure out if she's attractive or not. She was alright in Community but in this I really couldn't figure out if I liked her or not. Then there's a scene where she's talking to the producer and he says something along the lines of:

"I don't like you. You have one of those faces where I can't tell if you're hot or not. I'm like 'she's pretty ugly' then I'm like 'you know, I think I could bang her'. It's really starting to creep me out"

Laughed my arse off. It was one of the most accurate statements I've ever heard.
 

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Why do girls punch with the bottom of their hand ?
Because they're girls. They're not meant to punch. They leave that to us manly masculine waheshes to do. If anyone tries to touch my chick... walla the apocalypse will come down on their arse. Walla.
 

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Because they're girls. They're not meant to punch. They leave that to us manly masculine waheshes to do. If anyone tries to touch my chick... walla the apocalypse will come down on their arse. Walla.
Watch if it's a chick that tries to touch your chick?
 

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If any woman tried to touch my chick... I'd probably charge admission.
 

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If any woman tried to touch my chick... I'd probably charge admission.
I think we're going along different paths here lol. So... a chick tried to touch my girl, I stepped in front of my chick. The chick saw the look in my eyes and shat herself!
 

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Trivago person is in the same league as Daisy Head.

And guess what ad just came on TV...
 

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Ok my friends, now if we’re talking a hot ford commercial chick, no further than the woman in the video below. My goodness she’s cute.

 
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