Zomfg!!!

[Your Mum]

P.s. You would already know this if hadnt just learnt how to use dictionary on the phone.

Shutup! You know i tried to learn it before and it just confused me It meant i would have to know how to spell for it to work properly.

p.s get your ass back on the couch fatty :uptight:

 

[mofo sixx]

, i need a smoke

 

[Your Mum]

would you like some pole?

 

[Gladiator.]

yes please

 

[Z-Dizzle]

Whats more unusual is that phones seem to have vagina in the dictionary but not penis. On sony ericssons anyway.

It's true also the Nokia's do Lebab instead of Kebab. That made me lol

which guy would send a message including penis in it?

You should ride my, here is a picture of my, Can i suck your... Scratch that last one

 

[Fanoftheyears]

NOT in mine i just cheked. And i dont think u want to be sending that word in ur messages, unless u want 5 men in black suits at ur door. lmao

haha ive got an asian phone so thats why its on my dictionary :arab:

 

[-Kurry-]

i know!

It isn't in mine either.

But no bull****, "lebab" is...so i normally leave it as that, and make people think i tried to pull a funny

 

[mofo sixx]

would you like some pole?

hmm like the pole that you laid earlier today and posted up here??

lmao jorgie much credit for that, <3

yes if you have a pole i would like to smoke it

 

[Berries]

Food Works did not know what a kebab is. They ask for 2k for a license as well.