Your Drunk Snack

[Natboy]

I usually can’t be bothered cooking anything and end up eating a family bag of flamin’ hot Cheetos. Not fun the next day

 

[The DoggFather]

Just reading through this - hope you're aware drunk means being so pissed you sit down for a slash coz your worried about turning into a human spinkler and having to explain the new yellow paint to the missus in the morning? How the fck do you actually cook some shit? You guys don't know the meaning of drunk.

Vagina. Walk in. Fall down. Start eating. Fckng simple....

Is that you Buzz?

 

[Doogie]

Is that you Buzz?

Fck off. Buzz has a head like a vagina. U just want to pound it for days....

 

[Alan79]

Until recently my go to feed would typically be good from the local Mobil servo. They sold hot chips, pies chicken wings, scallops and heaps of other little things. But a few months back they got robbed 4 times in the early morning and now they close early. So now I cook noodles.

 

[alchemist]

after a big night out, my mates and I would either stop by Harry's Cafe de Wheels for chilli dogs or meat pies if we were in the city or kebabs/kebab plate if we were closer to home

 

[coach]

Vagina. Next thread.

Hahahah beat me to it
Well done sir

 

[UmoGus]

I usually get a filet o fish, triple cheese burger and chicken n cheese from maccas

 

[Moedogg]

How do you guys manage to do that when you're drunk?

Ramen noodles and go to bed....

 

[Tassie Devil]

after a big night out, my mates and I would either stop by Harry's Cafe de Wheels for chilli dogs or meat pies if we were in the city or kebabs/kebab plate if we were closer to home

Gotta be kebabs. Or nachos.

Would never remember buying or eating it tho

 

[Tassie Devil]

How do you guys manage to do that when you're drunk?

Ramen noodles and go to bed....

I'm just surprised people can be bothered cooking or making anything when they get home hammered.

Personally when I got home it was straight to bed to pass out

 

[Bob dog]

JackLinks beef jerkey with JD or honey soy chips with TED

 

[south of heaven]

Just reading through this - hope you're aware drunk means being so pissed you sit down for a slash coz your worried about turning into a human spinkler and having to explain the new yellow paint to the missus in the morning? How the fck do you actually cook some shit? You guys don't know the meaning of drunk.

Vagina. Walk in. Fall down. Start eating. Fckng simple....

I lived with a dude who once was so pissed got home went through the cupboard and ate a Tin of cat food thinking it was tuna, it was disgusting and hilarious

 

[south of heaven]

And toasted Leb bread with homos

Let bread olive oil sumac sandwich press crunchy goodness to stick in the " homos"

 

[DinkumDog]

Last night I tried to make Cadbury Creme Eggs:

It didn’t end well on a couple of fronts…

 

[MatstaDogg]

Last night I got home drunk and made toasted cheese and salami sandwiches with spicey red sauce. Quick and easy!

 

[Dogmonster]

Pizza or kebab if out.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

I usually get a filet o fish, triple cheese burger and chicken n cheese from maccas

Remember when the chicken and cheese was $2, would buy so many...cheapest and quickest way to fill you up

 

[UmoGus]

Remember when the chicken and cheese was $2, would buy so many...cheapest and quickest way to fill you up

Yeah and $1 cheeseburger. Max 4 per transaction the bastards

 

[CroydonDog]

I'm just surprised people can be bothered cooking or making anything when they get home hammered.

Personally when I got home it was straight to bed to pass out

Years ago I had a habit of getting home drunk and doing housework (I was living alone at the time).

I'd wake up with the house cleaner and no recollection of doing the work. Win. Win.

 

[south of heaven]

Mrs macs cheese and bacon pie a penthouse magazine used to be the go