What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Gene Krupa]

Even BMX Bandits?

That movie was grouse

Nothing, I can't stand her. I wouldn't watch even with your eyes.

Too much botox & her face doesn't move.

 

[Bad Billy]

Another one was Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Damme. Really bad and tacky.

The original mortal kombat movies were equally shit.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Nothing, I can't stand her. I wouldn't watch even with your eyes.

Too much botox & her face doesn't move.

That's fair. She's pretty shit.

I think the only movie I liked with her in it is The Others. And that was only due to good writing. She was still shit.

 

[The DoggFather]

I have never forgiven this movie for existing

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Not to be confused with the porn parody, Dantes dick.

 

[Bazildog]

Sharknado was pretty bad

Sharknado 19 was average but 1-18 were
Fucking awesome. Who doesn’t love a good Z grade movie????

 

[B-Train]

They remade White Men Can't Jump. The original is brilliant but the remake looks atrocious. I refuse to see it but the preview alone was cringeworthy

 

[B-Train]

Smokin' Aces would be up there.. Saw that at the cinema. Wanted to gouge my eyes out by the end of it.

 

[Kung fu man]

All the fucked and furious bullshit movies.

Actually all Vin Deeza movies, he is a shit **** trying to act tough.

I cant stand those FAF shitshows but Vin was good in that scifi where he trains the wild spacedog, Oh yeah Riddick!

 

[speedy2460]

Out of Africa...Worst ever.

 

[Kung fu man]

Zoolander is the worst movie ever made there's nothing even close to that pile of steaming shit!!!

 

[Memberberries]

I cant stand those FAF shitshows but Vin was good in that scifi where he trains the wild spacedog, Oh yeah Riddick!

He was perfect in Pitch Black.
I never watched anything else.

I agree with @ASSASSIN
Can't stand bald actors always being given tough guy roles.

Just because you look tough it doesn't mean you are.

Seems like all you need to do to get a lead role in a Hollywood action these days is be half black and bald?

 

[The DoggFather]

He was perfect in Pitch Black.
I never watched anything else.

I agree with @ASSASSIN
Can't stand bald actors always being given tough guy roles.

Just because you look tough it doesn't mean you are.

Seems like all you need to do to get a lead role in a Hollywood action these days is be half black and bald?

It hurts to shave your head.... lol

 

[Shreksno1]

The combination both of them

 

[Bazildog]

Zoolander is the worst movie ever made there's nothing even close to that pile of steaming shit!!!

 

[Roll the Bones]

There’s a long list of horrifically bad sequels. Some of my more hated ones are:

• Caddyshack II
• Cannonball Run II
• Coming 2 America
• Death Wish 2 (and all the other ones)
• Speed 2
• The Sting II

 

[Bazildog]

There’s a long list of horrifically bad sequels. Some of my more hated ones are:

• Caddyshack II
• Cannonball Run II
• Coming 2 America
• Death Wish 2 (and all the other ones)
• Speed 2
• The Sting II

Speed 2 is the Wally Lewis of that lot..

 

[Bulldog Brower]

Now I know there is movie thread on the bulldogs site, but this thread is different. What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

My vote is a movie called Copper Mountain with Jim Carrey in it and the dad in Family Ties (80s Tv Show) Back when he was in Dumb and Dumber we went into a video store and the guy behind the desk was saying before he was famous, they have just released one of his first movies, so give it a try. Not going to lie when I say it was a cross between a country music movie crossed with the 80s show solid gold, with occasional cheese ball lines. It was awful, had to fast forward most of it. When I went back to tell the bloke at the video store. He said he has been copping shit ever since this movie was available to hire. Whatever you do - do not watch this movie - it’s absolutely shit! Take it from me, I’m doing you all a favour.
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I thought I was the only unlucky so and so who had seen Copper Mountain. Many, many years ago my wife came home from the video store with a bunch of movies that they were selling off for next to nothing and this was one of them. I didn't get through much of it but I do remember it was Alan Thicke, who played the father in Growing Pains (and was the father of singer, Robin Thicke) who introduced a new young comedian, Jim Carrey. I didn't last much longer after this scene and I think we ended up throwing the video out.

 

[Bulldog Brower]

Speed 2 is the Wally Lewis of that lot..

Speed 2 is the Wally Lewis of that lot..

Yes, Speed 2 is up there with the worst movies ever made. What a waste of Sandra Bullock.

I remember watching a movie many years ago named Babette's Feast, which I rank as one of the slowest, most boring movies I've ever had the misfortune to watch. Yes, I had to watch it to the finish, I was at the movies with my wife.

 

[Natboy]

Chicken Park

 

[lukedog]

I hate the John Wick franchise. Stupidest fucking premise, overrated action, Keanu sucks as an actor only succeeds as a meme, first one was okay, then they cooked up this weak lore to justify sequels, plus an alleged spin off.