What’s your COVID fitness program

[belmore_utd]

Attending freedom rallies
Arguing about my mask exemption with essential workers
Flicking lit ciggie butts out the window in fire prone areas
Hanging around boat ramps asking if they need a 3rd
Unnecessary travel outside my LGA
Snitching on my neighbours for gardening without protection
Wifebeating
Entagling marinebirds in flurocarbon
Release fish in non tidal rock pools

All to be done at frequent non-scheduled times whilst moderately sober

 

[Cujo]

1 bourbon
1 scotch
1 beer
Repeat set
Sometimes I super set the beer with a spiced rum..

 

[EXPLORER]

I'm still going to work as normal