Warning to new recruits

[D- voice]

To all the new recruits for 2022 & 2023 seasons...
Enjoy the V.I.P. treatment you are receiving without even pulling the great jersey on yet.
Allow me to serve you a WARNING...failing to perform isn't an option, and I promise you will suffer the same fate as She-Rex and Crapper among many others did on TK if you don't...Trust me it's not nice
So it's up to you how the relationship continues beyond the honeymoon

 

[Noeasyday]

Also to all those new recruits;
Make sure you separate your whites and colours when washing your clothes.
If your white shirt turns a shade of pink because you put your red speedo's in the same wash, it's going to be a bad day!

 

[Caveman]

Also to new recruits:

Don't forget your packed lunch that uncle Arthur gives you after training.

 

[Alan79]

Also to new recruits:
While it was once ok in the eyes of the media to misbehave. If you so much as fart in an elevator, you'll be compared to Hitler on a scale of 1 to ultimate evil.

 

[alchemist]

 

[Cappuccino]

Wtf

 

[Grunthos]

SO THERE!

Be brilliant and never make a single mistake or the non-performing experts on this forum who have never laced on a boot let alone coached a team will get the shits with you!

 

[Psycho Doggie]

If there ARE actually any new recruits on this forum and reading this stuff... what the hell are you doing? Run now, get out of here, don't look back.

 

[B-Train]

Most players couldn't care less about what gets said on here or social media and don't pay attention to it. Nor should they.

 

[Dyms17]

The warning should be to all players and fans, that their are some average/irrelevant threads on here

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

What's up with these self-righteous threads all of a sudden?

 

[Dognacious]

If you have 1 bad game the kennel will want you sacked. If you are bad in more than 1 game you will probably get a new nickname, and the kennel will want someone else sacked, for not sacking you.

 

[Bazildog]

If you have 1 bad game the kennel will want you sacked. If you are bad in more than 1 game you will probably get a new nickname, and the kennel will want someone else sacked, for not sacking you.

#sackDognacious

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I think we should sack them all now, to avoid any possibility of disappointment...

 

[D.O.W.]

Prepare as best you can, represent yourself, your family and your friends with great pride and respect the jersey always - enough said.

 

[maroondog72]

just fucking win everything else will take care of itself.

 

[Berries]

On average one of them will get the Lachlan Lewis treatment though, no matter how badly they play, no matter how many games they cost us they will be given excuses after excuses.

Wonder which player will be lucky enough.

 

[sideswip]

WTF is this post...

 

[CrittaMagic69]

WTF is this post...

It's a WARNING

 

[D- voice]

It's a WARNING

Yes it's a WARNING about all the lunatics on TK
Going by some of the reactions it's a fair warning. don't you think