Train Discussion Megathread - Etiquette / Strikes / Gripes

[Wahesh]

Haha you sure he farted?

YES, IT SMELT LIKE SHIT FFS.

 

[Lady Emerald]

Ok so I caught a train today and some guy farted and it STANK LIKE SHIT FFS.

Does it Stink like baby shit or a big shit?

 

[Memberberries]

YES, IT SMELT LIKE SHIT FFS.

Exactly, are you sure he didn't shit himself?

 

[Wahesh]

That wet shit smelling fart. TFEH!

 

[Lady Emerald]

That wet shit smelling fart. TFEH!

There's a "wet shit" smelling fart now?

 

[Memberberries]

That wet shit smelling fart. TFEH!

Next time you,encounter that situation just blow up and say "God jeez, what's wrong with people, someone on this carriage doesn't know how to,wipe their arse properly"

 

[Lady Emerald]

@Wahesh if it was a girl that did it, do you think her name would be "Mya Buttreeks"?

 

[Wahesh]

So... on the way home yesterday, a lady decides to take her shoes off and put them on the seat. MY TAX DOLLAR IS NOT PAYING FOR A LOUNGE CHAIR, IT'S PAYING FOR AN ASS CHAIR!

By the way... she needed to see a podiatrist.

 

[Memberberries]

Lol I had silly coconut from the Big Ctown on my train he had a 6 pack of coronas and found himself a mounty county girl for some lovin.

Idiot is drinking on the train and telling me he is going to face court and be locked up for assault, idiot stabbed someone with a screw driver! He is lucky he is only getting 2 years!

 

[Memberberries]

So... on the way home yesterday, a lady decides to take her shoes off and put them on the seat. MY TAX DOLLAR IS NOT PAYING FOR A LOUNGE CHAIR, IT'S PAYING FOR AN ASS CHAIR!

By the way... she needed to see a podiatrist.

hate people who put their feet on the seats on public transport.. It's the reason I choose to stay standing most of the time on trains.

 

[habs]

Lol I had silly coconut from the Big Ctown on my train he had a 6 pack of coronas and found himself a mounty county girl for some lovin.

Idiot is drinking on the train and telling me he is going to face court and be locked up for assault, idiot stabbed someone with a screw driver! He is lucky he is only getting 2 years!

Lol was his name Alipapa tofilau?

 

[Memberberries]

Lol was his name Alipapa tofilau?

I've got no idea? He looked like a footy player though?
I don't know aren't all cocoa nuts footy players?

 

[Wahesh]

Saw 2 Lesbians on the train yesterday. One had fading pink hair, and it was shaved all around the side. She decided to lean on her girlfriends shoulder as her gf played with her hair. People tell straight people to get a room, I think that should give anyone who can't control their hormones in public the same treatment.

 

[Lady Emerald]

Saw 2 Lesbians on the train yesterday. One had fading pink hair, and it was shaved all around the side. She decided to lean on her girlfriends shoulder as her gf played with her hair. People tell straight people to get a room, I think that should give anyone who can't control their hormones in public the same treatment.

Was its name Helen by any chance? I dunno why most girls with that hair are named Helen.

 

[Wahesh]

Was its name Helen by any chance? I dunno why most girls with that hair are named Helen.

I'm not sure, but I do know one name I wanted to call her... starts with B, end with itch

 

[Lady Emerald]

I'm not sure, but I do know one name I wanted to call her... starts with B, end with itch

She had an itchy Butt?? How do you know these things?

 

[Wahesh]

LMAO how does "Itchy Butt" start with "B"?

 

[Lady Emerald]

LMAO how does "Itchy Butt" start with "B"?

I'm not even gonna dumb this down for you lmao you mimbo.

 

[Memberberries]

Nothing exciting happened on my western journey.
Was hoping the police were inspecting opal cards at the station so I could call them robocops and good little puppets to the new world order!
Just as they've been trained to be.

 

[Wahesh]

Seriously you love pushing their buttons don't you lol.