the NEW simpsons thread

[K E]

Name me the one of two people who have rejected doing a guest voice on The Simpsons and who replaceed the two?

Clue: Both are men.

Anyone?

 

[kennyy]

oops must have missed it

no idea.

i know christina aguilera rejected before unsure of anyone else.

 

[Fict|on.x]

Anyone?

no can do

 

[K E]

It's kind of hard.

Bruce Springstein rejected The Simpsons so they used Sting instead. (Bart gets stuck down a well)

AND

Don King didn't even know what The Simpsons was so they used Paul Winfield instead. (Paul Winfield voiced Lucious Sweet)

 

[K E]

How old is Homer?

 

[Kim Possible]

i like the episode when homer gets really fat and he does his job from home, and he wears that funny dress lol..

 

[Fict|on.x]

i like the one where he eats pizza with his tummy

i had it as my avatar but i got over it

 

[K E]

i like the one where he eats pizza with his tummy
i had it as my avatar but i got over it

You can land a plane on Rhianna's 12 head.

Carl: Afternoon, miss.

Lenny: Hope this evening finds you well.

Midge: Oh knock it off, you perverts.

 

[Abz]

How old is Homer?

38

 

[K E]

38

39, Mr. Abz

Remember the Thomas Edison episode?

Marge: You're 39.

 

[K E]

Mr Burns: Can I offer you some coffee?

Lawyer: I'll have some coffee.

MB: Want it black don't you? Black like your heart!

 

[Abz]

39, Mr. Abz

Remember the Thomas Edison episode?

Marge: You're 39.

Right. My bad

 

[K E]

Homer: Flaaaaaanders!........Flaaaanders!

Flanders: What?!

Homer: Game's out there!

 

[K E]

Homer: They have internet on computers now.

 

[K E]

Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say "Die, Bart, Die"?

Sideshow Bob: No. That's German for "The, Bart, The"

Jury Panel: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

 

[Abz]

Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say "Die, Bart, Die"?

Sideshow Bob: No. That's German for "The, Bart, The"

Jury Panel: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

You correct me K E so I'm returning the favour

Jury Lady: No man who speaks German could be a killer.

 

[K E]

You correct me K E so I'm returning the favour

Jury Lady: No man who speaks German could be a killer.

You're half right. It's:

Jury Lady: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

 

[Nate]

Parole Granted

 

[Özil]

Homer: There is a crayon in my brain? *points to chest*

 

[K E]

Lawyer: Car jacking? Who said anything about a car jacking?

Willie: But didn't you just say.....

Lawyer: I'll ask the questions here, car jacker Willie