the NEW simpsons thread

[Özil]

Mr. Burns: Well arent you a happy homer... whats your name young man?
Homer: BAHAHAHAHA!!! You've already said it
Mr. Burns: Todohoho... Smithers you can learn a lot from this brain moron

 

[K E]

Mr Burns: Working hard or hardly working?

 

[K E]

Homer: I do not miss Bart at all....

Marge: I am glad he's gone....

Lisa: As am I.....

Homer: P'Oh!

 

[Nate]

Rod - Daddy I'm gay I'm gay. Mrs Simpsons made me gay!

 

[K E]

LOL

The past 2 new Simmo's episodes were ordinary but last week's Vegas one was brilliant!

Homer: Yes, Mr. Scorpion.

Mr. Scorpio: It's "Mr. Scorpio" but dont call me that either.

 

[Nate]

Yeah I agree, I think the new ones have kind of lost their way. What was the one where Willie changed his accent and danced around in a suit. I was on the kennel and looked at the time and it was 7:58 and I missed all but the last couple of minutes. Do you know the name of it?

Homer - Caution, objects may appear more edible than the actually are.

 

[K E]

Yeah I agree, I think the new ones have kind of lost their way. What was the one where Willie changed his accent and danced around in a suit. I was on the kennel and looked at the time and it was 7:58 and I missed all but the last couple of minutes. Do you know the name of it?

Homer - Caution, objects may appear more edible than the actually are.

I dont know the name. Your best bet is to go to www.thesimpsons.com and check the episode guide. They have a descreption of every episode ever made.

It was a crappy episode TBH.

 

[Nate]

Cheers K E

Mesmorino - Hey smart move four eyes. Sitting next to skeletor here makes you look like hercules.

Homer - ahahahahahah ZING! PSST What's a skeletor?

 

[K E]

LOL!!! I love the "What's a skeletor" quote. I love when Homer whispers.

Could you pay me under the table? I gotta little tax problem!

In about twenty minutes I'd take that dress off. or you'll look crazy!

He likes you! *thumbs up*

 

[Nate]

HAHAHAHAHA

Canadian Tour Guide - Oh you'll win her back eh. And B where closing in five minutes.

Homer - Would a US dollar change your mind??

Canadian Tour Guide - American currency!! When would you like your breakfast sir??

 

[K E]

LOL

Did you part of reason why the Simmo's tease america/americans is because most of the writers are Canadian.

 

[Nate]

I didn't know that lol.

Milhouse - I cna't believe we're on the canadian olympic basketball team

Bart - Yep, it's just that easy *takes a shot at goal

Canadian Player - Wow that was close. You can be the centre.



"My Fair Laddy"
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Original Airdate: 02/26/06
In an attempt to payback an overly aggressive substitute gym teacher, Bart accidentally destroys Willie's shack with a solid ice dodge ball. Marge takes in the homeless janitor and Lisa decides to offer Willie a better life by refining him for her upcoming science fair. After an arduous regiment, Lisa turns the curmudgeon into the talk of the town. Willie lands a hosting position at a fancy restaurant where he learns that he was happier working with the thankless children at the elementary school. Homer fears changing trouser styles when he discovers the factory that makes his classic blue pants is going out of business. Homer saves his ass by walking around with “blue pants” painted on his head which creates a demand around town.


Was that the episode?

 

[K E]

That's the one, Mr. Nate.

BOMBARDMENT! BOMBARDMENT! BOMBARDMENT! BOMBARDMENT! BOMBARDMENT!

 

[Nate]

Thankyou

Moe - Is it true that if I kill you, I become you?

Wolfcastle - Agg, this looks like a job for my autorised lookalike.

Lookalike - Hi I'm chuck, I live in his trunk.

 

[K E]

McBane: Who wants coconut oil? *muscles twitch*

 

[Nate]

Wolfcastle - In my movies this is where I would go BE-RR-SERK.

 

[BisH]

bush:You want trouble your gonna get trouble

homer: ohhh i want trouble but your gonna get trouble

bush: ohhhh i want trouble

homer: good coz your gonna get trouble

Bush: ohhh ur gonna get trouble alright

Homer: trouble it is

Bush: yea for you

Homer: D'oh

 

[K E]

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?...........that's the joke.

You suck, McBane!

Now for my Woody Allen impression: 'I'm a nuerotic nerd who likes to slepp with little girls'

Hey, that really sucked!

 

[BisH]

Ford: say homer...do you like football?

Homer: do i ever!

Ford: and say do you like nachos?

Homer: yes!

Ford: well why dont you say you can come to my place and watch the football and eat some nachos...then we'll have some beer.

Homer: mmmmm

You know what jerry...were gonna get along just....

both*Fall over*: D'OH

 

[K E]

Rapping Rabbis: Dont eat pork, not even with a fork.........can't touch this!