The I stand with Adam thread

Flanagun

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Pretty sure respect and loyalty overrides consensual sex with ur best mates mrs.
There was no sex. He just kissed her (no tongue) and tickled her belly button a little. Elliott and Lichaa are fine now. They are playing poker together next week.
 

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Everyone is ignoring the fact that Lichaa was one of the worst players ever!

Who cares about him. I stand with Elliott.
 

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If he puts himself in positions like that how well is he gonna play the next time he f..ks someone's missus and that someone either kills him or puts the c..t in hospital ?. How well is Elliott going to play when his missus and baby leave him because he's a f..kwit ?. As any Dad who'se been through a marriage breakdown knows it's pretty hard to concentrate on your day job when you go home to a depressing empty house.

If you were in a war, in the trenches depending on your mates to risk their lives as you were prepared to sacrifice yours for them then blokes like Elliott would be the last person you'd rely on. Snakes like him would use you as a human shield to save their own neck then after the war go home and f..k your widow wife. He's nothing special on the field and he's far less than that off it.
Even worked in a war metaphor.... impressive!
 

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If he puts himself in positions like that how well is he gonna play the next time he f..ks someone's missus and that someone either kills him or puts the c..t in hospital ?. How well is Elliott going to play when his missus and baby leave him because he's a f..kwit ?. As any Dad who'se been through a marriage breakdown knows it's pretty hard to concentrate on your day job when you go home to a depressing empty house.

If you were in a war, in the trenches depending on your mates to risk their lives as you were prepared to sacrifice yours for them then blokes like Elliott would be the last person you'd rely on. Snakes like him would use you as a human shield to save their own neck then after the war go home and f..k your widow wife. He's nothing special on the field and he's far less than that off it.
Not arguing for him at all. I would be surprised if it doesnt effect his form. If it impacts on his performance then he gets dropped. If it impacts on the team then look for a trade. The other side is that this shit is pretty common in sporting clubs (usually worse cause they are current players)and generally sorts it self out. Either the player gets moved on or he plays good enough for everything to be forgotten.
 

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He is an average footballer. Could care less, tbh
 

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Are we still talking about Elliot abusing the COC?
 

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Just a word of advice to whoever is planning to "Stand With Adam Elliott"

Make sure you stand beside or behind him, because if you stand in front of him you might be in for a ""BIG surprise" - especially if he's been drinking.
 

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Just a word of advice to whoever is planning to "Stand With Adam Elliott"

Make sure you stand beside or behind him, because if you stand in front of him you might be in for a ""BIG surprise" - especially if he's been drinking.
Unless that is what they really want ofcourse...
 

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There should a reality T.V show called the Kennel I love the dogs but reading the stuff on here is fuking funny. It would be a hit for sure. If fat pizza can make it on air The Kennel show top the charts.
 

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Make Adam Great Again
 

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Just a word of advice to whoever is planning to "Stand With Adam Elliott"

Make sure you stand beside or behind him, because if you stand in front of him you might be in for a ""BIG surprise" - especially if he's been drinking.
So you're saying picking up his soap bar in the shower is risky?
 
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