The Consolidated Cricket Thread

[Shanked]

Oh great English supporters on thekennel :sleep: lol. Just you wait, we might get 60 haha

hey, i grew up watching 90's english cricket, i've earned this lol

 

[billybob]

Oh great English supporters on thekennel :sleep: lol. Just you wait, we might get 60 haha

haha what a guess. This is right up there up there as one of the most inept pathetic batting displays i have ever seen from australia

 

[billybob]

Broad 8/15

 

[blueyedsamurai]

How do you even manage such a low score? you'd be hard to get that in a 20/20

 

[billybob]

hey, i grew up watching 90's english cricket, i've earned this lol

At least when your lot loose 5 zip they put up a better fight

 

[Shanked]

At least when your lot loose 5 zip they put up a better fight

i'm not to sure about that. Anyway lets see what england do, our batting hasn't exactly set the world on fire lately

 

[billybob]

i'm not to sure about that. Anyway lets see what england do, our batting hasn't exactly set the world on fire lately

I'm sure 60 will not send shivers down the batting order lol

 

[billybob]

Bowled out for 60, got no beers left, i'm going to have to tell the missuses in the morning this new crack in my mobile phone's screen was me dropping it. Yep that sounds legit

 

[Indiandog]

I thought effigies was more of a Pakistani thing?

bringing indian/paki flavor to Australian way of conducting protests.

arabs can bring thongs to throw at them

greeks can bring dinner plates

aboriginals can bring boomerang and spears... wait a second

 

[Indiandog]

hazelwood arguing with the umpire over a no ball which was 6 inches over the line.

fmd!

 

[K E]

What. The. F*ck?!

 

[Indiandog]

aussie cricket players are like bulldog players who are like aussie politicians.

despite repeated pathetic performances they never get replaced or lose their jobs.

 

[billybob]

As predicted English batsmen making easy work of it. I would also like to single out "extras" in the australian innings , well batted mate.

 

[billybob]

From cricinfo website:

"Johnson (8), Lyon(11) and Hazelwood(10) Australia batted out 60 balls (10 overs). The remaining 8 players lasted just 51 balls.. "

 

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

Forgive my honesty, but I have been death riding Clarke for a long time. I can't stand the farken carnt. Always thought he was a show pony. I dislike him as much as Marley dislikes Reynolds.
Get your Oral B you pr1ck.

 

[Indiandog]

remember last ashes series in Australia, which England lost 5-0?

3 pommie players had their careers ended during and afterthe series.

Trott, Swann and Peterson never played any test after that series.

Lets see how clark and his boys respond after this carnage.

 

[billybob]

Some guys twitter post of the day:

Australia's innings in one twitter post:
04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W

 

[Indiandog]

Forgive my honesty, but I have been death riding Clarke for a long time. I can't stand the farken carnt. Always thought he was a show pony. I dislike him as much as Marley dislikes Reynolds.
Get your Oral B you pr1ck.

I never liked the prick since he single handedly destroyed Michael Katich career despite he was the best opener in domestic cricket.

The only reason he hated Katich cos he showed what an arrogant fck Clark was for not being part of the team winning song as he had to get out early to see his girl friend Lara Bingle.

 

[Indiandog]

Some guys twitter post of the day:

Australia's innings in one twitter post:
04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W

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[Stinky Wizzleteats]

I never liked the prick since he single handedly destroyed Michael Katich career despite he was the best opener in domestic cricket.

The only reason he hated Katich cos he showed what an arrogant fck Clark was for not being part of the team winning song as he had to get out early to see his girl friend Lara Bingle.

Yeah, that's what started it for me too.