Simpsons Challenge

[K E]

My eyes.
The goggles do nothing.

That's Matt Groening's favourite quote.

 

[K E]

Hark to the tale of Nelson and the boy he loves so dear...

 

[south of heaven]

The metric system is a tool of the devil my car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and .......

 

[Kayser]

Me fail English.
That's unpossible.

 

[K E]

The metric system is a tool of the devil my car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and .......

That's the way I likes it!

 

[Moe]

New race discovered living 6 inches under Denver. All named Morton..

 

[K E]

Or Mortonson.

 

[south of heaven]

Call me mint jelly ......

 

[Moe]

After Chernobyl... my penis.. is falling off

 

[K E]

And "penis" is Russian for....?

 

[K E]

Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem.
Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

 

[south of heaven]

"Holds it !!!!! Holds it !!!!! Holds it !!!!

 

[K E]

"Holds it !!!!! Holds it !!!!! Holds it !!!!

Halfback passes to centre. Centre holds it. Holds it. *sigh* Holds it.

 

[south of heaven]

"Hes a loser marge dump him I travel the world thru the seven seas" ..........

 

[K E]

I am watching you through a camera.

 

[Feendogz]

Hark to the tale of Nelson and the boy he loves so dear...

Spring forth burly protector, and save me!!

 

[K E]

Spring forth burly protector, and save me!!

One of my favourite episodes. Someone's attractive cousin!

Found them!

"bust in here and take it"?! You must be stupider than you look.

Yes, eat all of our shirts.

Is this the untimely end of milhouse?
But milhouse is my name.
I thought I was the only one.
A pain I know all too well.
So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

 

[K E]

Correction, the only thing that's over is that transmission.

 

[Feendogz]

The only thing Barts teaching is guerilla warfare on the streets of Shelbyville

Homer! Come quick! Barts quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!

 

[K E]

The only thing Barts teaching is guerilla warfare on the streets of Shelbyville

Homer! Come quick! Barts quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!

Absolutely brilliant quote. Hahahahaha. One of very few things midge has actually said that's funny.