HALFWAY THROUGH JOB INTERVIEW:
INTERVIEWER: We're going to ask behavioural questions now. When you've disagreed with coworkers, how did you handle it?
RAELENE: I took initiative by taking said coworker to court and in turn costing by employer a shit tonne of money in court fees and as a bonus we even paid out that coworker $4m.
INTERVIEWER: Wow! Okay describe a project you worked on as part of a team?
RAELENE: I got a great one for you. I was part of a project called "Let's fuck Canterbury in the arse while simultaneously penetrating the pussy". It involved backpaying all our employees while giving extensions and pay rises to our poorly performing manager - who I then blamed for using his wizardry and dark arts in convincing me to follow through with said payrise and extension. The project was so monumental to my employer, that I hear the effects of it still can be felt today.
INTERVIEWER: (Silence...) When can you start?