It's not about pick up lines but your dance moves.. be seductive , seduce them
Classy bird.I got picked up once on the gold coast.. walked out of shooters at 3am.. smashed off my face. Some girl is just walking the same way. She says how's your night.. I said tired, sore, I need a massage ... She says I'll give you a massage... A few words later and her friends urged her to go... we are walking to my hotel. I promise that I just turned around to shut the door and turned back around and she was standing there nude. I said what about my massage? She says you don't want a massage.. I made her have a shower first I did her for hours, sun was up when we stopped.
hahahahaha... you are one of those guys that sent in the story’s to Penthouse magazine we all hoped was real...I got picked up once on the gold coast.. walked out of shooters at 3am.. smashed off my face. Some girl is just walking the same way. She says how's your night.. I said tired, sore, I need a massage ... She says I'll give you a massage... A few words later and her friends urged her to go... we are walking to my hotel. I promise that I just turned around to shut the door and turned back around and she was standing there nude. I said what about my massage? She says you don't want a massage.. I made her have a shower first I did her for hours, sun was up when we stopped.
I had to look at ignored users to see what you and DD were replying to. But those stories do remind me of those stories. Surprised that there aren't stories about women admiring his well kept Camry parked on his mowed lawn inspiring orgies where he was the only guy in 4 ways. "so I said yeah I don't rent, you think my Camry is impressive you should see the size of my TV and the prawns I supply to guests at BBQ's" The 3 women totally dropped their clothes on the lawn on the way into my house.hahahahaha... you are one of those guys that sent in the story’s to Penthouse magazine we all hoped was real...
But we all know better eh..?
LOL. Fuck. How did I miss this thread! GOLDGuy: Can I smell your vagina?
Girl: Of course not.
Guy: Well it must be your feet then.
Take me off your ignored list @Alan79 , just because I've debunked most of your theories. I still enjoy your postsI had to look at ignored users to see what you and DD were replying to. But those stories do remind me of those stories. Surprised that there aren't stories about women admiring his well kept Camry parked on his mowed lawn inspiring orgies where he was the only guy in 4 ways. "so I said yeah I don't rent, you think my Camry is impressive you should see the size of my TV and the prawns I supply to guests at BBQ's" The 3 women totally dropped their clothes on the lawn on the way into my house.
All true. Here's another...hahahahaha... you are one of those guys that sent in the story’s to Penthouse magazine we all hoped was real...
But we all know better eh..?
I want a real story that we can all relate to. I got talking to this girl a hot brunette she seemed into it asked if I could buy her and her friend a drink. I knew what that meant she was going to rort me for a free drink then tell me to fuck off loser so I bought her and her friend a drink.And another.... I was on hold coast.. slept in after a big night out . I woke up and there was this girl on my bed I'd never met. She said she was let in by my mates and her friends were with my friends..
She starts massaging my neck, she was so good I felt like I could spin my head right round. Anyhow I ended up sleeping with her,. She dig her claws into my arse and back, massive scratch marks..
Same girl comes back same night whilst I was getting ready to go out.. my mates walk Into the bathroom and I'm in the shower and she is on her knees
Her friend was even better.. she used to knock at the door each morning, give my mate a good morning blow and grabbed a glass of Fanta and left.. nothing else.. I complained about how much Fanta she drank.
Who wants another.. I went out to grab a box of beer......