People that use Menulog, uber eats or Deliveroo? Lazy bastards?

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
4,094
Reaction score
2,280
Blue Boost having himself some salmon for dinner every night again this week. Fishing's been good
It's not delivered ...I don't trust hairy greasy men who just walked out of a rub and tug joint to pick up my food, burp and fart in the bag, cut his fingernails into the broth, then deliver my meal to me.

But many on here seem more than ok with it.
 

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel
Joined
Dec 6, 2007
Messages
24,866
Reaction score
12,209
Well I don't usually hava a problem with food delivery service as it's been around for years... BUT... I do have a problem with people who order KFC via Uber Eats etc...

KFC is among the worst kind of food you can put in your body. It's full of fat and oil that does no good except choke your arteries. It even leaves you feeling like shit once you finish it. Yet lazy people out there don't even want to get off their ass to order that shit... they want to waste their money paying someone else to pick it up for them.

Putrid.
 

JayBee

Kennel Legend
Joined
Feb 23, 2005
Messages
10,796
Reaction score
4,033
Well I don't usually hava a problem with food delivery service as it's been around for years... BUT... I do have a problem with people who order KFC via Uber Eats etc...

KFC is among the worst kind of food you can put in your body. It's full of fat and oil that does no good except choke your arteries. It even leaves you feeling like shit once you finish it. Yet lazy people out there don't even want to get off their ass to order that shit... they want to waste their money paying someone else to pick it up for them.

Putrid.
Tastes good, but
 

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
4,094
Reaction score
2,280
.

I guess it depends on where the food is coming from, id rather pay $5 for someone to deliver it than drive 10 minutes. To each their own I guess.
also depends if you want a golly in your food.. I’d drive 10 mins
 

craigo

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
Dec 10, 2010
Messages
2,562
Reaction score
2,911
My fat neighbour across the road, always has people deliver him food. Uber eats etc.

Isn't that the height of laziness, the fat guy can't even get off his arse to go buy food. As far as I know he owns his house (not a lazy renter), has a decent tv, drives nice cars, I didn't see this coming?

Why would you want someone to go pick up food for you and deliver? Surely they would spag in it, fart in the bag or do something to "heighten" your experience.

I think it's deserved of people who order food to be delivered. So so so so lazy

I know there is delivery of pizzas etc for years but at least it's the same company delivering, ridiculous to order Chinese food and get some bloke who just picked his arse to go pick up and touch your food. Ewww

To teach people a lesson we should all sign up to uber eats etc and just deliver up a turd in the bag. Teach em a lesson
Why are renters lazy?
 

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
4,094
Reaction score
2,280
Why are renters lazy?
there are many threads to prove this statement . You could just look at their personal hygiene, poor financial decisions, incredible interest rates they pay or their life membership at cash king

or you can see the Uber eats bloke pull up outside their house, clear his nostrils into their food then knock on the door
 

The DoggFather

ASSASSIN
Premium Member
Gilded
Site's Top Poster
Joined
Sep 2, 2012
Messages
107,962
Reaction score
120,764
Well I don't usually hava a problem with food delivery service as it's been around for years... BUT... I do have a problem with people who order KFC via Uber Eats etc...

KFC is among the worst kind of food you can put in your body. It's full of fat and oil that does no good except choke your arteries. It even leaves you feeling like shit once you finish it. Yet lazy people out there don't even want to get off their ass to order that shit... they want to waste their money paying someone else to pick it up for them.

Putrid.
Have you tried Brosters chicken? You will never even look at KFC
 
Last edited:

Gene Krupa

Kennel Legend
Joined
Jul 8, 2020
Messages
8,477
Reaction score
10,656
Having food delivered to you by Uber Eats, Menulog etc while in hospital is fantastic.
 

Flanagun

Banned
In the Sin Bin
Joined
May 25, 2011
Messages
22,588
Reaction score
20,581
I hope next time you go out for dinner you get crapped on by an owl lol
 

diddly

Kennel Enthusiast
2 x Gilded
Premium Member
Joined
Sep 12, 2016
Messages
4,656
Reaction score
6,679
Well I don't usually hava a problem with food delivery service as it's been around for years... BUT... I do have a problem with people who order KFC via Uber Eats etc...

KFC is among the worst kind of food you can put in your body. It's full of fat and oil that does no good except choke your arteries. It even leaves you feeling like shit once you finish it. Yet lazy people out there don't even want to get off their ass to order that shit... they want to waste their money paying someone else to pick it up for them.

Putrid.
KFC commercials put me off eating it.
 

King Gus

Kennel Addict
Joined
Jul 18, 2021
Messages
5,721
Reaction score
10,174
Just realised that this thread was from 2019 so what happened during covid did anyone get Uber eats?
 

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel
Joined
Dec 6, 2007
Messages
24,866
Reaction score
12,209
Have you tried Brosters chicken? You will never even look at KFC
There are plenty of them around that I've driven past, but never gone inside. I'm always at either Awafi or El Jannah lol.
 
Top