- Joined
- May 15, 2017
- Messages
- 23,012
- Reaction score
- 42,492
Post the wittiest nicknames and their meanings you’ve ever heard here. I’ll kick it off:
Arthritis: annoying colleague - once they’re in the joint you can’t get rid of them.
Vicks: any annoying person who ‘gets up your nose’.
Google: anyone who thinks they know everything.
Panda: a protected species - used to describe a useless person at work who never gets the bullet.
Esky: a sloppy drunk ie: someone you have to carry after they’re filled with drink.
Milk Bottle: someone who turns up on their porch at 6am after a bender.
Splinters: someone who is always on the fence who won’t make a decision.
Switzerland: someone who never picks a side.
Harvey Norman: when you’re not getting any action ie: ‘Interest Free for 24 months’
Sled: an ugly bloke, as he’s always pulled by dogs.
Surgeon: a funny person - because they always have you in stitches.
Thrombosis: a useless person, a clot that buggers up the system.
Pilot Light: a boring person - they ‘never go out’.
Haemorroid: a pain in the arse.
Cyclone: negative people: ‘a slow moving depression’.
Blister: lazy colleague - appears when work is done.
Some nicknames we’ve given former colleagues over the years:
Drill Bit: a bloke who was a ‘small boring tool’.
Mirror: a bloke who would never give you an answer about anything other than ‘I’m looking into it’.
There’s more, but maybe not for this audience
.
And last but not least, a couple of footy ones:
Taxi: Matt Burton - expensive and carries the team.
Showbag: Dylan Napa - expensive garbage.
Arthritis: annoying colleague - once they’re in the joint you can’t get rid of them.
Vicks: any annoying person who ‘gets up your nose’.
Google: anyone who thinks they know everything.
Panda: a protected species - used to describe a useless person at work who never gets the bullet.
Esky: a sloppy drunk ie: someone you have to carry after they’re filled with drink.
Milk Bottle: someone who turns up on their porch at 6am after a bender.
Splinters: someone who is always on the fence who won’t make a decision.
Switzerland: someone who never picks a side.
Harvey Norman: when you’re not getting any action ie: ‘Interest Free for 24 months’
Sled: an ugly bloke, as he’s always pulled by dogs.
Surgeon: a funny person - because they always have you in stitches.
Thrombosis: a useless person, a clot that buggers up the system.
Pilot Light: a boring person - they ‘never go out’.
Haemorroid: a pain in the arse.
Cyclone: negative people: ‘a slow moving depression’.
Blister: lazy colleague - appears when work is done.
Some nicknames we’ve given former colleagues over the years:
Drill Bit: a bloke who was a ‘small boring tool’.
Mirror: a bloke who would never give you an answer about anything other than ‘I’m looking into it’.
There’s more, but maybe not for this audience
.And last but not least, a couple of footy ones:
Taxi: Matt Burton - expensive and carries the team.
Showbag: Dylan Napa - expensive garbage.
