Nicknames

[Mr 95%]

Have a homecare lady..she’s really slow.. So I call her daylight savings..because she always adds an hour!!

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Victa Lawnmower - that annoying mate who likes to cut your grass

Door Bell - that prick who always chimes in to other people's conversations

Sewing Machine - someone who constantly stitches you up

 

[Cujo]

Tampon - in for 1 week, out for 3 - Foran, SBW, etc

Heatho.....

 

[Wahesh]

What do Aussies call other Aussies?

Victoria: Mexicans, Gum Suckers, Cabbage Patchers
Melbourne: Melburnian*
Whatever you do, don’t call them “Melbournians” or Melburnites or.. late for dinner!

Western Australia: Sandgroper
Perth: Perthy, City Slicker

South Australia: Croweater
Adelaide: We could not find anything other than Adeladian

New South Wales: Cockroach*, New South Welshman
Sydney: Sydneysider, Harboursider
*In the context of football rivalry New South Wales are “cockroaches” and Queensland are “cane toads”.

Queensland: Cane Toad*, Bananabender
Brisbane: Brisburnian, Brisbanian, Brisbanite,

Northern Territory: Territorian , Top Ender
Darwin: Darwinian

Tasmania: Tasmanian, Taswegian, Apple Islanders, Barracoutas
Hobart: Hobartians, Hobats,

 

[KambahOne]

I played golf with a bloke who's nickname was "Whack Fark", you can only imagine why.

I worked with another called Spanner as he was a complete tool.

I currently work with a woman we all call Luggage as she's always carrying her shit to every meeting.

 

[maroondog72]

Call a few people (some on here) "Two Dicks" because they couldn't get that stupid pulling one.

 

[EzyB]

Brown tongue self explanatory

 

[DinkumDog]

I worked with another called Spanner as he was a complete tool.

On the flip side, spanner was also a beautiful woman because she’d tighten your nuts .