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Disaster strikes when a man invites his dream girl to an island resort -- but a previous blind date shows up instead.
OK, I usually steer well clear of anything new released under Happy Madison productions, or anything with David Spade, Rob Schneider or any or Adam Sandler's groupies, but for some unknown reason I actually sat down and watched this and it didn't suck, and to my own astoundment I actually laughed - more than once.
In saying that, it still isn't good by any stretch of the imagination, but credit where it's due it had some decent jokes
2.7/5
I agree American Ultra was a classic.Agreed. I enjoyed American Ultra but I honestly can't think of another movie she was in that was half decent.
Funny thing about American Ultra is that I really dislike both the main actors, but I enjoyed the movie.
A bit harsh imo.The Wrong Missy
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9619798/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Tim thinks he's invited the woman of his dreams on a work retreat to Hawaii, realizing too late he mistakenly texted someone from a nightmare blind date.
If you watch this movie, the crazy:hot chart goes out the window. Melissa (Missy) is hideously ugly and just as crazy. She is hyper-active, has no language filter, and is completely oblivious to how her action affect other people. I have no idea what the hell possessed me to watch this movie, but it was honestly a waste of time.
Don't bother.
1/10
Take Me
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6598626/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Ray is a fledgling entrepreneur who specializes in high-end simulated abductions. He jumps at the chance when a mysterious client contracts him for a weekend kidnapping with a handsome payday at the end. But the job isn't all that it seems.
I have no idea what possessed me to watch this movie, it has less than half a dozen characters. So get this. The guy is a professional kidnapper, meaning people pay him to kidnap them in order for him to help them achieve whatever. Then a lady pays him to kidnap her for the thrill. He does so, but as the movie progresses, she convinces him that she didn't arrange this, leading us to believe that someone else did. Ray eventually believes her, however he doesn't know what to do because if he lets get go, she might go to the police. Then she manages to turn the tables on him and hold him up with a gun and force him into the boot of her car. When she gets to her destination, she lets him and thanks him for the thrill... so she was in on it all along. There are far too many plot hole, a stupid wig, as well a number of other things for this movie to be believable, but hey, A for effort, right?
3/10
Bottom of the World
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2337841/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
The mysterious disappearance of a young woman leads her boyfriend on a journey for truth and perhaps his own unknown reality in this dark, hypnotic mystery that transcends the limitations of traditional narrative.
I have no idea what possessed me to watch this shit, as soon as it had finished, I still couldn't figure out what the hell had happened.
1/10
Even David Spade looks uninterested in the poster.The Wrong Missy
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9619798/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Tim thinks he's invited the woman of his dreams on a work retreat to Hawaii, realizing too late he mistakenly texted someone from a nightmare blind date.
If you watch this movie, the crazy:hot chart goes out the window. Melissa (Missy) is hideously ugly and just as crazy. She is hyper-active, has no language filter, and is completely oblivious to how her action affect other people. I have no idea what the hell possessed me to watch this movie, but it was honestly a waste of time.
Don't bother.
1/10
I was uninterested in the movie.Even David Spade looks uninterested in the poster.
Well I've been deciding to look at a few movies that weren't your typical soulless Hollywood crap.Sounds like you've taken a few too many leafs out of my book and have been watching some absolute utter trash.
I couldn't be prouder
If you want to watch something so bad you'll question everything you believe in, then let me present to you this monstrosity.Well I've been deciding to look at a few movies that weren't your typical soulless Hollywood crap.
Instead, they were the type of crap the showed us which directors are never going to get the chance to direct soulless Hollywood crap because of how crap they are.
After this review, I'd really like to hear your take on The Delivery Boy (on Netflix)If you want to watch something so bad you'll question everything you believe in, then let me present to you this monstrosity.
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A hitman must prove his loyalty to his mentor and best friend, while his girlfriend wants to leave the business behind them.
This is one of those movies that got pumped up by fake reviews on imdb, and a lot of people fell for it hook line and sinker (myself included)
Nothing in this ego piece masquerading as a motion picture works, the acting is below z grade porn level, you would find better production values on a smartphone (from memory more than a few scenes had the boom mic visable)
The plot has been done a million times before, only infinitely better and it looks like it was written by a 12 year old with no concept or knowledge of anything remotely close to story structure.
I'm one off those people who stick out a movie till the bitter end, I couldn't do it with this piece of cow dung.
-1000/5
One look tells me all I need to know. Plus it's only 66 minutesAfter this review, I'd really like to hear your take on The Delivery Boy (on Netflix)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Delivery_Boy