Just got this google add on the kennel

[south of heaven]

I get nun either, such a sad sex life. I usually just jerk off with my own tears while crying.

Post of the century

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Yeah those disgusting WordPress ads shit me as well.

 

[Wahesh]

I get ads of women in lingerie all the time. I don't complain.

Thanks to Wahesh I also get spammed with women's fitness ads.

Why what did I do?

 

[Bad Billy]

But what if I wanted to fuck them all day?

Well, clearly it’s not the site for you.

 

[Bad Billy]

I did that when I kept getting the gay cruise adverts. But I wrote, "this isn't appropriate to me but is appropriate to everyone else on the Kennel. Please show more of these to everyone else. PS, Bad Billy wants some good fuck"

Not all night though. I’m a shift worker.

 

[south of heaven]

Not all night though. I’m a shift worker.

A woman of the night hey ???

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Why what did I do?

Told me to watch that fitness video the chick had that lead to her husband leaving her.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Not all night though. I’m a shift worker.

5 minute smoko

 

[jasonsmith11]

whats with these sites now where the top menu bar stays in screen as you scroll down,hows that progress

 

[Bad Billy]

5 minute smoko

I’m nearly 40. It takes me 5 minutes to get a semi.

 

[Mr 95%]

I’m nearly 40. It takes me 5 minutes to get a semi.

And 30 seconds to deflate..

 

[Bad Billy]

And 30 seconds to deflate..

Depends on who's doing the deflating.
.3 seconds for this;

 

[Mr 95%]

Depends on who's doing the deflating.
.3 seconds for this;
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Urrggghhh...

 

[Alan79]

5 minute smoko

If i get 5 minutes of sex tha usually means my night is done. Who can stay awake after that kind of marathon effort.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Depends on who's doing the deflating.
.3 seconds for this;
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Quick question....

In your opinion:
If you banged Bruce Jenner up the arse, that would make you gay.
If you banged Caitlyn Jenner up the arse, does that still make you gay?
And is there a point where you would not be gay doing it, or would you always be considered gay because it's technically born a man.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Quick question....

In your opinion:
If you banged Bruce Jenner up the arse, that would make you gay.
If you banged Caitlyn Jenner up the arse, does that still make you gay?
And is there a point where you would not be gay doing it, or would you always be considered gay because it's technically born a man.

Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...

I'm really fucking gay then.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...

Yourself doesn't count

 

[Alan79]

Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...

The palmer sisters and their 10 daughters aren't blokes. And if it feels like they are put on nailpolish.

 

[Bad Billy]

Quick question....

In your opinion:
If you banged Bruce Jenner up the arse, that would make you gay.
If you banged Caitlyn Jenner up the arse, does that still make you gay?
And is there a point where you would not be gay doing it, or would you always be considered gay because it's technically born a man.

Well,
Apparently you can choose you’re gender nowadays, so technically, straight.
Personally, if you can give someone a reach around, while your fucking them, that’s gay.

 

[ILiveForDib]

I once got a fuck me and I fuck you add. Was confused because I didn’t want to fuck the guy on the add.