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I get nun either, such a sad sex life. I usually just jerk off with my own tears while crying.
Post of the century
I get nun either, such a sad sex life. I usually just jerk off with my own tears while crying.
Why what did I do?I get ads of women in lingerie all the time. I don't complain.
Thanks to Wahesh I also get spammed with women's fitness ads.
Well, clearly it’s not the site for you.But what if I wanted to fuck them all day?
Not all night though. I’m a shift worker.I did that when I kept getting the gay cruise adverts. But I wrote, "this isn't appropriate to me but is appropriate to everyone else on the Kennel. Please show more of these to everyone else. PS, Bad Billy wants some good fuck"
A woman of the night hey ???Not all night though. I’m a shift worker.
Told me to watch that fitness video the chick had that lead to her husband leaving her.Why what did I do?
5 minute smokoNot all night though. I’m a shift worker.
I’m nearly 40. It takes me 5 minutes to get a semi.5 minute smoko
And 30 seconds to deflate..I’m nearly 40. It takes me 5 minutes to get a semi.
Depends on who's doing the deflating.And 30 seconds to deflate..
Urrggghhh...
If i get 5 minutes of sex tha usually means my night is done. Who can stay awake after that kind of marathon effort.5 minute smoko
Quick question....
Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...Quick question....
In your opinion:
If you banged Bruce Jenner up the arse, that would make you gay.
If you banged Caitlyn Jenner up the arse, does that still make you gay?
And is there a point where you would not be gay doing it, or would you always be considered gay because it's technically born a man.
I'm really fucking gay then.Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...
Yourself doesn't countTechnically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...
The palmer sisters and their 10 daughters aren't blokes. And if it feels like they are put on nailpolish.Technically everytime you masturbate a man is jerking you off so...
Well,Quick question....
In your opinion:
If you banged Bruce Jenner up the arse, that would make you gay.
If you banged Caitlyn Jenner up the arse, does that still make you gay?
And is there a point where you would not be gay doing it, or would you always be considered gay because it's technically born a man.