Is this for real?

[Memberberries]

The SJW's will never get their way.

 

[The DoggFather]

Aliens are relative to your perspective. They're only alien because they're not from here. To them, we're the aliens. Technically even if there are enough other life forms out there, we're still an alien planet full of aliens compared to every other planet in the Universe.

So yes, we are the aliens.

Also, I may be a Jinn. Or maybe a tonic.

Well there are a heap of people that say the Annuaki breaded and gave intelligence to us Assyrians. So I may be a hybrid alien lol

 

[Memberberries]

Well there are a heap of people that say the Annuaki breaded and gave intelligence to us Assyrians. So I may be a hybrid alien lol

So you are the offspring of an alien race who are at intergalactic war with reptiles?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Well there are a heap of people that say the Annuaki breaded and gave intelligence to us Assyrians. So I may be a hybrid alien lol

That ancient aliens series is entertaining. I remember them saying that they believed the Sumerian and Assyrian depictions of Gods and Angels were actually aliens.

 

[Flanagun]

Oddly enough everyone I know lit their hair a few times while doing something that involves a bottle and a hose. I never did and I had very long hair.

If you never burned your hair your stuff mustn’t have been good enough

I have a shit load of hair too...and it’s long, curly and really thick. My mates used to take a big strand of my hair and dangle it in my face at the least opportune moment. Bastards. Although I did it to myself a few times. I guess that’s what gave them the idea.

 

[The DoggFather]

That ancient aliens series is entertaining. I remember them saying that they believed the Sumerian and Assyrian depictions of Gods and Angels were actually aliens.

How did you think a bunch of barbarians had the brains to create and invent so many things we still use today? Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

So you are the offspring of an alien race who are at intergalactic war with reptiles?

Yeah I am bro but don't tell anyone lol

 

[The DoggFather]

That ancient aliens series is entertaining. I remember them saying that they believed the Sumerian and Assyrian depictions of Gods and Angels were actually aliens.

One thing that shits me about those docos is that they replace "Assyrian" with "Sumerian". Sumerians are our extended family including Babylonians. But it's us Assyrians that were the first and strongest empire out of our family.

PS have you seen the tablet we scribed that showed all the planets revolving around the sun?

Its a shame that the people that run the world now were our bitches back then and they try to wipe us out of history. Why do they wank on about the Egyptians but don't teach about Assyrians and how we started civilization?

 

[The DoggFather]

A list of stuff we invented...

Farming:
Wheel.
Irrigation.
Seed Plow.
Ox Drawn Plow.
Mortar & Pestle.
Sickle & Flint Blade.
Domestication of Animals.
Dams.
Cultivation of Grains.
Levees.

Food:
Beer.
Wine.
Saffron.
Baklawa.
Frying Pans.
Drinking Straws.

Mathematics:
Number 0.
24 Hours in a Day.
Longitute & Latitude.
60 mintues in an Hour.
Pythagorean Theorem.
360 Degrees in a Circle.
60 seconds in a Minute.

Science:
Zodiac.
Bleaching.
Astronomy.
Scuba Diving.
Medical Writing.
Formal Medicine.
Chemical Battery.
Medical Prescriptions.
Metalworking.

Architecture:
Arch.
Glass.
Dome.
Hearth.
Houses.
Column.
Fountain

City Building.
City.
Guest Houses.
Rosette Design.
Mailing System.
Urban Plumbing.
Archimedes' Screw.
Cobblestone Streets.
Bitumen.
Provinces.
Aqueduct.
Lock & Key.
Skyscrapers.
Chain Pump.

Entertainment:
Oud.
Song.
Harp.
Library.
Sheet Music.
Creation Story.
Backgammon.
Mermaid Mythology.
First Superhero (Gilgamesh).
First Epic Novel (Gilgamesh).
Poetry.

War:
Axe.
Spear.
Armor.
Helmet.
Dagger.
Lances.
Chariot.
Hammer.
Greek Fire.
Use of Calvary.
Battering Rams.
Underwater Tunnel.
Moveable Towers.
War Horse Decorations.
Terrorism.

Miscellaneous:
Kiln.
Razor.
Religion.
Sailboat.
First Ceos.
Female Equality.
The Lens.
Judical Code of Laws.
First Writing System (Cuneiform).
1 of the 7 Wonders of the World.
Soap.
Federalism.
Funerary Objects.
Shaving Cream.
Map.
The Cart.
Umbrellas.
The First University (School of Nisibis).
Banknotes (drafts).

 

[Robert61]

I never knew electrical equipment was named after the human anatomy... I usually just stick the thingymagiggy into the doovelacky and go from there. Now you mention it, electronics are kinda like sex!

Hence the spark in life lol

 

[Robert61]

You worried you won’t know what clothes to buy yourself any more and may buy yourself a nice dress by mistake?

you might be totally in distress

 

[Boxer]

A list of stuff we invented...

Farming:
Wheel.
Irrigation.
Seed Plow.
Ox Drawn Plow.
Mortar & Pestle.
Sickle & Flint Blade.
Domestication of Animals.
Dams.
Cultivation of Grains.
Levees.

Food:
Beer.
Wine.
Saffron.
Baklawa.
Frying Pans.
Drinking Straws.

Mathematics:
Number 0.
24 Hours in a Day.
Longitute & Latitude.
60 mintues in an Hour.
Pythagorean Theorem.
360 Degrees in a Circle.
60 seconds in a Minute.

Science:
Zodiac.
Bleaching.
Astronomy.
Scuba Diving.
Medical Writing.
Formal Medicine.
Chemical Battery.
Medical Prescriptions.
Metalworking.

Architecture:
Arch.
Glass.
Dome.
Hearth.
Houses.
Column.
Fountain

City Building.
City.
Guest Houses.
Rosette Design.
Mailing System.
Urban Plumbing.
Archimedes' Screw.
Cobblestone Streets.
Bitumen.
Provinces.
Aqueduct.
Lock & Key.
Skyscrapers.
Chain Pump.

Entertainment:
Oud.
Song.
Harp.
Library.
Sheet Music.
Creation Story.
Backgammon.
Mermaid Mythology.
First Superhero (Gilgamesh).
First Epic Novel (Gilgamesh).
Poetry.

War:
Axe.
Spear.
Armor.
Helmet.
Dagger.
Lances.
Chariot.
Hammer.
Greek Fire.
Use of Calvary.
Battering Rams.
Underwater Tunnel.
Moveable Towers.
War Horse Decorations.
Terrorism.

Miscellaneous:
Kiln.
Razor.
Religion.
Sailboat.
First Ceos.
Female Equality.
The Lens.
Judical Code of Laws.
First Writing System (Cuneiform).
1 of the 7 Wonders of the World.
Soap.
Federalism.
Funerary Objects.
Shaving Cream.
Map.
The Cart.
Umbrellas.
The First University (School of Nisibis).
Banknotes (drafts).

Pffftttt is that it. lol

 

[Hacky McAxe]

If you never burned your hair your stuff mustn’t have been good enough

I have a shit load of hair too...and it’s long, curly and really thick. My mates used to take a big strand of my hair and dangle it in my face at the least opportune moment. Bastards. Although I did it to myself a few times. I guess that’s what gave them the idea.

My hair fell down though. Now it's all on my chin.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

One thing that shits me about those docos is that they replace "Assyrian" with "Sumerian". Sumerians are our extended family including Babylonians. But it's us Assyrians that were the first and strongest empire out of our family.

PS have you seen the tablet we scribed that showed all the planets revolving around the sun?

Its a shame that the people that run the world now were our bitches back then and they try to wipe us out of history. Why do they wank on about the Egyptians but don't teach about Assyrians and how we started civilization?

I think it's 'cause the Sumerians technically created the first written language. And they believed it many Gods. But you're all the same family.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

A list of stuff we invented...

Farming:
Wheel.
Irrigation.
Seed Plow.
Ox Drawn Plow.
Mortar & Pestle.
Sickle & Flint Blade.
Domestication of Animals.
Dams.
Cultivation of Grains.
Levees.

Food:
Beer.
Wine.
Saffron.
Baklawa.
Frying Pans.
Drinking Straws.

Mathematics:
Number 0.
24 Hours in a Day.
Longitute & Latitude.
60 mintues in an Hour.
Pythagorean Theorem.
360 Degrees in a Circle.
60 seconds in a Minute.

Science:
Zodiac.
Bleaching.
Astronomy.
Scuba Diving.
Medical Writing.
Formal Medicine.
Chemical Battery.
Medical Prescriptions.
Metalworking.

Architecture:
Arch.
Glass.
Dome.
Hearth.
Houses.
Column.
Fountain

City Building.
City.
Guest Houses.
Rosette Design.
Mailing System.
Urban Plumbing.
Archimedes' Screw.
Cobblestone Streets.
Bitumen.
Provinces.
Aqueduct.
Lock & Key.
Skyscrapers.
Chain Pump.

Entertainment:
Oud.
Song.
Harp.
Library.
Sheet Music.
Creation Story.
Backgammon.
Mermaid Mythology.
First Superhero (Gilgamesh).
First Epic Novel (Gilgamesh).
Poetry.

War:
Axe.
Spear.
Armor.
Helmet.
Dagger.
Lances.
Chariot.
Hammer.
Greek Fire.
Use of Calvary.
Battering Rams.
Underwater Tunnel.
Moveable Towers.
War Horse Decorations.
Terrorism.

Miscellaneous:
Kiln.
Razor.
Religion.
Sailboat.
First Ceos.
Female Equality.
The Lens.
Judical Code of Laws.
First Writing System (Cuneiform).
1 of the 7 Wonders of the World.
Soap.
Federalism.
Funerary Objects.
Shaving Cream.
Map.
The Cart.
Umbrellas.
The First University (School of Nisibis).
Banknotes (drafts).

Sorry, unless you invented Heavy Metal then none of it counts

 

[Flanagun]

My hair fell down though. Now it's all on my chin.

Haha... I’ve still got mine.... although I’ve got a bit more on the chin too now. More than just bum fluff lol

 

[rainman]

Believe in aliens....

Do you believe in asians

 

[Flanagun]

Do you believe in asians

Only those who believe in themselves...

 

[The DoggFather]

Pffftttt is that it. lol

Yeah, the pricks were too busy invading other cultures lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Sorry, unless you invented Heavy Metal then none of it counts

Well we did invent songs and the Oud is the first guitar so we kinda did lol