Home help hints

[Bob dog]

So you wanna run a house?
Anyone got any hints on how to do anything easier or better?
When I drink beer I save toilet water by peeing in the backyard on the grass.
I get rid of dog shit using woolworths plastic bags zip tied with Supercheap zip ties.
I clean the bathroom with truck wash and sometimes drag the hose through the house.

 

[Heckler]

Haahaahaa, Dog poop gets scooped and goes straight in the Green bin lol. Good Fertiliser when the council mulches it lol.

 

[Alan79]

Dog poo still has high nutrition content. I save it in the freezer for when the in laws visit.

 

[Heckler]

Dog poo still has high nutrition content. I save it in the freezer for when the in laws visit.

Too generous lol

 

[Psycho Doggie]

Register as a food delivery person with one of those services, then order your meal and grab the job, that way you can get paid for picking up your own food.

 

[senshidog]

For us we use a one of those metal bins, with a bin bag in it. That's the dogs poo bin. Morning and evening cleanups, and gets put straight in the bin.

Then on bin night we replace the bag.

 

[UmoGus]

I usually lob our staffy poo over the fence. Our neighbour must be surprised when he comes home from work to see the size of the logs his mini foxie is dropping

 

[south of heaven]

A boiling kettle over the toilet once a week keeps things clean

 

[Gene Krupa]

Register as a food delivery person with one of those services, then order your meal and grab the job, that way you can get paid for picking up your own food.

Just register as a food delivery person & pick up someone else's food & eat it.

 

[Psycho Doggie]

Just register as a food delivery person & pick up someone else's food & eat it.

The victimless crime

 

[south of heaven]

Just register as a food delivery person & pick up someone else's food & eat it.

Wasn't that an old trick get drunk at pub order a pizza on way home ( most Pizza joints close to pub) jump in with delivery driver save cab far? Something like that anyway not sure if it ever worked as never tried it myself

 

[Gene Krupa]

The victimless crime

Unless it's vegan food & then I am the victim.

 

[Doogie]

Wasn't that an old trick get drunk at pub order a pizza on way home ( most Pizza joints close to pub) jump in with delivery driver save cab far? Something like that anyway not sure if it ever worked as never tried it myself

Yep - it works. Did it twice myself but also had a good relationship with the pizza shop owner as a regular. And no delivery fee too.

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

If I win the lottery Im going to line and tig weld my entire bathroom walls and ceiling in stainless steel sheet. No glass, no tiles, no silicon. Ill have a stainless cupboard built into the wall all tigged aswell just big enough to house a gerni.
I hate cleaning bathrooms.