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I can concede there are a few topics in which I need advice, few I know but they exist. So help me out below.

I am a very friendly person, I say hello to people, "have a chat" , I know how to keep people's interest as I talk about them..

But I find that many women seem to confuse my friendly have a chat nature to somehow being Interested in getting to know them.. I constantly get hit on following a innocent have a chat.. mostly at the gym.

Last week I'm walking out and the gym has a competition for some cash. All I said to this woman was "you think you are going to win"? She says I hope so and I will share it with you, take you on a holiday . Me being friendly say that would be nice.. left it at that, went home..

Yesterday I'm standing in gym talking to someone, same lady walks past and just places her hand on my bicep, just keeps it there for a bit and then walks off.

Today she comes up and asks how my day was, then says I should try a class with her..

Geez all I said was you think you will win and now she's tailing me. Like a heatseeker missile. I'm a friendly guy and stop and chat with people, share a joke etc, why can't it just end there

At least three women have tried to hook into me from innocent friendly chats..

Another, i stopped and told her she better hurry up she will miss married at first sight on tv.. now she says hello every time and asks me if I watched it.? Tells me where she works and that I should pop in?

I'm a taken man, but I'm still friendly and like to laugh and have a chat. But they take it the wrong way. Can't you just be social and friendly?

So I come for help, I know there are some nasty looking people on the kennel, with filthy manners, rough as guts people that are experts in keeping women well away from them.. any tips?
 
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N4TE said:
Yep I can’t think of a better crafted response... well done
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But in Boosty eyes, he have them ladies moister than an oyster with all his top shelf threads. Give the ladies one look, and you'll hear the waves crashing against the walls of their fannies....in this Boosty fantasy world.
 
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Moedogg said:
Show them all your threads on the Kennel and I'm sure they'll leave you alone..
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They will learn a few things no doubt.

My threads are no different to my useful pieces of advice I give them. They seem to come back for another serving
 
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Hacky McAxe said:
Here's some advice. Limit it to 2 paragraphs.

I fell asleep after reading half of this.
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Understand your point, I tried to squeeze all the important info in 6 paragraphs and had to leave plenty out.

I did a class once and some women flopped out two bottles of water from her bag and handed me one?? Didn't even know her name but I'd spoken to her on other occassions.. i never told her I was attending the class?

Explain that phenomena?
 
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Blue_boost said:
I can concede there are a few topics in which I need advice, few I know but they exist. So help me out below.

I am a very friendly person, I say hello to people, "have a chat" , I know how to keep people's interest as I talk about them..

But I find that many women seem to confuse my friendly have a chat nature to somehow being Interested in getting to know them.. I constantly get hit on following a innocent have a chat.. mostly at the gym.

Last week I'm walking out and the gym has a competition for some cash. All I said to this woman was "you think you are going to win"? She says I hope so and I will share it with you, take you on a holiday . Me being friendly say that would be nice.. left it at that, went home..

Yesterday I'm standing in gym talking to someone, same lady walks past and just places her hand on my bicep, just keeps it there for a bit and then walks off.

Today she comes up and asks how my day was, then says I should try a class with her..

Geez all I said was you think you will win and now she's tailing me. Like a heatseeker missile. I'm a friendly guy and stop and chat with people, share a joke etc, why can't it just end there

At least three women have tried to hook into me from innocent friendly chats..

Another, i stopped and told her she better hurry up she will miss married at first sight on tv.. now she says hello every time and asks me if I watched it.? Tells me where she works and that I should pop in?

I'm a taken man, but I'm still friendly and like to laugh and have a chat. But they take it the wrong way. Can't you just be social and friendly?

So I come for help, I know there are some nasty looking people on the kennel, with filthy manners, rough as guts people that are experts in keeping women well away from them.. any tips?
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Keep some water beside wherever your sleeping to wake you from these nightmare's
 
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Blue_boost said:
Understand your point, I tried to squeeze all the important info in 6 paragraphs and had to leave plenty out.

I did a class once and some women flopped out two bottles of water from her bag and handed me one?? Didn't even know her name but I'd spoken to her on other occassions.. i never told her I was attending the class?

Explain that phenomena?
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Water was poisoned?
 
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MatstaDogg said:
But in Boosty eyes, he have them ladies moister than an oyster with all his top shelf threads. Give the ladies one look, and you'll hear the waves crashing against the walls of their fannies....in this Boosty fantasy world.
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This..and imagine all the fucking bargain jewellery he would be trying to sell them also :laughing:

I have an older mate(who gets away with some of the things he says because he is past retirement age, me at 55 am just a potential DOM lol)and he will just chat to strangers of any persuasion ALL THE TIME its fucked up :laughing:
 
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